You might be a mall ninja

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What do you mean Glenn? :confused::mad: I've never know him to fool with me or anyone. His advice is gospel you just aren't in the inner circle so you can't understand it. Get some time in the mall under your belt and maybe you'll start to comprehend.:D
 
He's been ID'd

".... FMJ bullets which I slit and X on the point, making them incredibly powerful." And he carries them shoved up his ___ so the shot perp will incur sepsis when hit with one (an old Comanche trick.)

"....a drawer full of tactical underwear." Hey, she don't use bleach, so mine's all "Tactical sand-tan." (BTW, real M-Js don't wear underwear. Don't ask how we know)
 
You wear a Bose Tactical Headset when listening to your IPOD in the food court.

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If for a second, you didn't immediately know that Gecko was foolin' with ya.
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I went back and forth for a while before I saw his facebook page... with the statuses (stati?) he posts every now and then I really think he is trying to let everyone know it's a joke by being as absurd as humanly possible.
 
I got to be a mall ninja for a day

So I had to work at a local mall on friday at the apple store for the release of the new iPhone. I am glad to say that I spent 16 hours at the mall and no one shot at me. I dident have anyone follow me home or try anything else for that fact.



You might be a mall ninja if you keep a glock in a zip lock bag in your toilet tank just in case
 
You might be mall geek ninja, if you wait on line for an IPhone and then download a timer app for IDPA or IPSC matches.

Clint Smith once went on a rant about Computer Science gun geeks in ninjas that he saw in classes.
 
You might be a mall ninja if your thread reply signature always incudes a list of firearms that you own.

...Double points for making up a few as well!
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-chuckles- wouldn't be the first time I qualified for this list.

You might be a mall ninja if you have a hardback edition of the writings of Gecko45 labeled as your bible.
 
troy_mclure said:
if you buy woodland cammo wetsuit!
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No way... my dog has one of those, and she doesn't even aspire to be a mall ninja. Of course, she didn't buy it herself... :o

Glenn E. Meyer said:
If you have edible camo underpants in your bug out bag.
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No, I think that makes you queer for mall ninjas... :eek: :eek:
 
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