You might be a mall ninja

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Although in multiplayer the g3 is single sho only and has equal damage to an m16, and the m16 is actually burst fire onlinebut in game is full auto. And we all know to win battles its not about teamwork, its running around firing as much lead as possible, and all US soldiers can pick up enemy weapons for personal use if there cooler than m16s, as enemy weapons are highly maintained and never jam.....
 
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Your keychain has (chose three): a pry bar, LED light, micro Spyderco knife, monkey fist knot, skull beads, compass, titanium bottle opener, handcuff key, whistle, super tweezers, web lanyard from the recruiter, pepper spray, or remote with panic.
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I laughed when I read this one. I have two on the list-:D:D

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Ok, back to Mall Ninjas (apologies for my earlier indiscretions... oohrah):

You may be a ninja if :
you have a set of MOLLE gear but have no idea what the letters stand for...
or
you think hummers need keys
or
you don't know what a PRC-E-4 is but swear your unit (that 'doesn't exist') was "way too high speed for that"
or
Richard Marcinko is your friend on Facebook
 
You might be a mall ninja if your thread reply signature always incudes a list of firearms that you own.

...Double points for making up a few as well!
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Hey! It's a firearms forum, it seemed appropriate...

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If you think Huaa is spelled oohrah you might be a mall ninja
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They're two different things.

HUAA is what you said it is.

oorah is the Americanized version of Hooray or Hurrah... maybe a blend of the two.
 
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You might be a mall ninja if your thread reply signature always incudes a list of firearms that you own.

...Double points for making up a few as well!
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Triple points if one or more firearms that you made up only exist in a video game!:p

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Stargazer65
Glokk G-54X uber tactical 9mm, Sig-Sour extreme operator 10mm, Hector & Konch spec-op ultrasniper .50 cal, BFG9000 Phased Plasma Rifle:D
 
you think hummers need keys
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They don't??? I can just walk onto the auto dealer's lot and drive one away, since no keys are needed?

You might be a mall Ninja if you think the military uses the name "hummer' for the Humvee (HMMWV).

For our soldiers, a hummer is a whole different thing. Nuff said about that!


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If you repeatedly call the company known as CheyTac "chevytac".


This one compliments of the Supreme Mall Ninja, Gecko45.


I added him on facebook and his first communication to me was a comment on my picture of my AK telling me
Id suggest rechambering in 338 lapua or 499 leiner wise, the x39 round is outdated
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Friends, I have come to the conclusion that Gecko45 has duped us all and is nothing more than someone's big joke. Look at this and you will see:

[From a series of Facebook wall comments between Gecko and I]

Gecko45: Youur not a tactical operator, you wouldn't understand

Me (just for kicks and giggles): Actually, if you must know, after pool security, I went on to what is known as a TAIGPATO (Tactical Acoustical Interference Guitar Player Anti Terrorist Operator). Worked for a PMC, as black as black ops get, can't say too much about it other than my guitar (Schecter C1 Hellraiser with EMG pickups) and Amp (Krank full stack with 120 Watt Revolution Head and 4x12 speaker cabinet) can melt the face off of a terrorist from 1.5 miles away. The hearing protection my unit had is highly classified.

Gecko45(truncated):... That acoustic stuff sounds impressive. Ill look into some for riot control...
 
mall ninja

. . . if you have ever dropped your slide with the take down lever down firing the side onto the range floor.



side note, I constantly pray for my girl to do this simply because I think it would be the single funniest thing I could ever see.
 
so thats wat a mall ninja is!

i always thought that was a redneck with to much time/money on his hands. dang better tell the rest of the gang we are mall ninjas!
 
You consider playing Call of Duty to be combat experience.
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-Old thread...I know, I know-

Ahh...COD 4. One of the finest virtual "combat" experiences Ive had so far. :D

Obviously, this whole "mall ninja" thing has more to do with a certain mentality vs. what you are armed with. However, surprise, surprise, some out there actually use "tactical" stuff for purpose rather than for pose.

There are just as many wannabe hunter types out there as there are wannabe Spec-Ops types. Now, Im not into the "tactical" stuff as much as I used to be by any means, but still, I say give this "mall ninja" crap a rest. Its almost as old as mullets, rusted out Firebirds and Rambo himself.
 
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GSUeagle1089 said:
if you have the M14 and run over a G3 your ammo count will increase
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You might be a mall ninja if you think the above statement is all you have to do to get more M14 ammunition in real life.
 
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You might be a mall ninja if you think the above statement is all you have to do to get more M14 ammunition in real life.
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It's true if you have the special ninjitsu boots that allow you to walk on walls :D, they are great for picking up dropped ammo as they are very sticky :D.

You might be a mall ninja if you did not find the humor in the above statement.
 
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