You might be a mall ninja

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If you don't shoot much but are buying ammo and hoarding it in the closet because you think Obama and the UN are coming for you.

Thus, I who shoot alot can't find any ammo!!! :mad::mad:
 
You mean the UN isn't coming? :confused:

What a laugh. When has the UN ever done anything? Other than talk? And waste US taxpayer money?

Funny that some of those boxes that I used to see only at Walmart (the federal bulk) seem to be showing up at gunshops and gunshows with outrageous price tags.
 
Just thought this would be mallninjatastic...

Whilst browsing gunsamerica last night I was shocked to see Barrett is making a close quarters battle variant of their semi-auto 50 bmg. WTF? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of of owning a fifty?
 
GSU. While it is assumed he is an intentional fictional writer by most sensible folks... there is always the possibility that there are numerous individuals lining just as he writes...
Least I hope he is fictional...:eek:
Brent
 
you might be a mall ninja if

You gave your grandmother a heart attack when you breached and cleared her house.

You have ever ankle holstered a knife.

You have ever concealed a sheath knife

You think any gun with a synthetic stock and a scope is a sniper rifle

Your pajamas are made of kevlar

You have more than 1 BUG

You have never been threatened and have bars on your windows and doors.

You have ever spray painted any part of any gun

You pray for a natural disaster to hit your neighborhood so you can really shine

You have mud terrain tires on your golf cart

Your golf cart has a winch mounted to the front

Your golf cart has several hidden compartments
 
Hold it right there cracked...:eek::D
You have ever ankle holstered a knife.
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Best place for a dive knife...
You have ever concealed a sheath knife
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No safe place on my harley to secure the Buck 119 when I found myself at an establishment with a no weapons sign.
You have never been threatened and have bars on your windows and doors.
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In some locales, an ounce of prevention beats a pound of cure every time...
You have ever spray painted any part of any gun
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How else do you refinish a 30 dollar pawn shop shot gun?
You pray for a natural disaster to hit your neighborhood so you can really shine
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I pray for these for the fast money income they generate...
You have mud terrain tires on your golf cart
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Them street tires suck on the farm...
Your golf cart has a winch mounted to the front
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even the mudders get stuck on the farm, small fence work and brush removal is aided by the winch...:D
Not pickin' just ribbin' you a bit...:cool:
Brent
 
Ha ha divers are already ninjas anyway, (im a diver, so noone take it personally), and people on harleys are hardcore enough they can just do whatever they want. But I fall under the mall ninja categories in several of these. When I was 17 me and my brother mounted an automatic paintball gun on the top of my jeep to use for our games. Ah good times
 
But I fall under the mall ninja categories in several of these.
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Meh, the one thing I realized going through this thread, just about everyone falls under the mall ninja definition of others. And some of the definitions are downright hilarious :D .
You might be a mall ninja if anyone has asked you if you can see into the future while peering through your scope.
 
You might be a mall ninja if your thread reply signature always incudes a list of firearms that you own.;)

...Double points for making up a few as well!
 
..Double points for making up a few as well!
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:D good one


You are definitely a Mall Ninja if you practice opening doors with your toes just in case the EcoTangoes take you prisoner and tie your hands behind your back

..double points if you actually own the Ninja Glove Socks

Regarding Gecko 45, I think he was a real wise guy that decided to make fun of the whole tacticool scene that was fully burgeoning when he made his first legendary posts..I'm not sure if the Gecko45's around these days are the original person, they might be impostors...or is that more Ninja Subversion..hmm?
 
removing oj from keyboard as I type

You might be a mall ninja if your sks has seen more cosmetic surgery than Joan Rivers and the price was about the same too
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:eek::D My little brother just put a TapCo on his SKS.... I will be calling him a mall ninja for the rest of his life now :D just as I call anyone who drops a turbo into their little 4-banger civic a ricer :D
 
I have to post this

Ok, I have been trying to stay on topic, but when reading the shrine to the mall ninja, I came across this quote and It literally made me cry so ill let you guys see it

"I have personally saved the ***-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life."

Spec ops wrote this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
You might be a mall ninja if

My situation has since changed I now ride a 1989 ninja 750R and would still like to carry my AK what I am looking for is if someone knows of a rifle bag/ backpack (as i do need to carry other things as well) that doesn't look like I am caring around a rifle or some sort of scabbard that i can mount that is again discrete and can lock in some way
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Source: http://thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=358786
 
You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible.
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Guilty as charged :D
btw, its in "Force Recon mode" until this air-wingin' devil dog makes recon!

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