You might be a mall ninja

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You know you're a mall ninja if the edges of your walls have paint chips from you practicing your 'slicing the pie.'

:D I have a huge chip on my wall. My AR's flash-hider accidently hit the corner and took off a chunk of paint. Mall ninja indeed. :D
 
If you have seriously considered how to CCW into a pool or hot tub.....you might be a mall ninja. :D

Credit for this one goes to Kreyzhorse, I just wanted to be the first to post it :D
 
OMG these ppl need help

3) This one's kind of hard to explain. My wife and I are into a rather unusual type of entertainment, and I've discovered that normal duct tape adheres very well to human skin. You should also know that I'm quite overweight, bordering on obese. In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly. A bit of duct tape holds it in place. Its completely invisible when I'm standing or sitting upright. It does show a bit when I recline or lie down, however.

:rolleyes:
 
I like the swiss army sniper gun.....

especially the condom on the bottom of the mag :D

I reckon it should have a roll of pooper paper on it somewhere, coz if someone pointed that at me, I think pooper paper would be required (urgently) :eek::D

Muzza
 
Hey Peetzakiller

That mall ninja sounds alot like that mumbo artist that did that (erased) "shoot to kill" thread?

dont you think? :D

Pretty funny tho, I saved it to read later.... I am too tired and "read out" for tonight after reading that entire "lay your sillies" thread already.

Ok, I'm off to see my shrink :D

Muzza
 
Sorry, but that Gecko45 thread reminded me that this need to return to the top of the list. :)

Surely this hasn't run its course yet.

Besides, how do we know that the realGecko45 is being quoted?
 
Just got done seeing Gecko45's myspace page...

I was laughing so hard I nearly rolled off the couch. That has got to be the epitome of mall-ninjaness.

You might be a mall ninja if you consider airsoft with your friends on the weekends to be combat training.
 
This might seem like a dumb Q but....

Gecko45 is fake right? This guy cannot be for real. Help me out here, I'm a very literal person, this is a giant hoax right?
 
Gecko45 is fake right? This guy cannot be for real. Help me out here, I'm a very literal person, this is a giant hoax right?
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If he's for real then there's a potential for a huge PR catastrophe for gun owners. If an incident were to happen at that mall an him and his crew were to act and civilians were injured or killed the anti-gun lobby would have a hayday.

Sadly (if he is for real) I don't think there is going to be much reasoning with him.

What I don't get is why he and his crew don't just become LEOs? He can't be too old if he's doing this stuff cause I've met cops well into their 50's. If his training is so good he oughta feel pretty confident about becoming a member of SWAT too right?
 
Gsu, He is content "helping" the lower class LEO's who indulge in mass quantities of doughnuts...
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Hahaha, and I'm sure those LEO's appreciate that very much :rolleyes:

Love, the doughnut reference. Guy's probably never done a serious day of PT since high school gym class.
 
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