You might be a mall ninja

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You might be a mall ninja if theese are the requiremnts for your daily wear clothes.
1 your shoes must be split toe neoprene with no tread so no one can hear you walking across the spilled popcorn on the theater floor.
2 If it is not Black or camo it will never be worn.
3 any thing that is writen on you clothing is either a glock logo, military branch, or has the words death, kill, or a motto of a SF military unit.
4 all of your clothes are used to conceal your entire collection of airsoft weapons. (double points if it is more than 5 of them, triple points if they are the only thing you own, 10x points if you spent more on airsoft guns and accesories for them than you would have on the real ones, and do not own a real working fire arm.)
5 You fill all of the above criteria and mom washes your clothes becuase you are in your early 30's and still live at home with mom. Because you spend all of your income on gear, and can not afford to move into a place of your own.
 
Just saw Paul Blart Mall Cop while I cleaned up my shotguns and smoothed the actions with 400 grit sandpaper...
Brent
 
If you wear a table cloth around your neck and make scary faces when you play with your AK, you might be a mall ninja.
 

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I have this friend. Like me he plans to join the Corps (he's going officer, me enlisted). However, he has been stocking up on MOLLE gear lately (backpack, tac vest, holster), has an RRA LAR A2 AR15, 1k rds of PMC, about 20 PMAGs complete with magpuls, tac boots, and a thigh holster for his USP .45. He in no way pretends to be a pro but I call him a mall ninja every time I see him :D, is this wrong?
 
GSU only until he grads from ocs and becomes a Marine Officer then he deserves the respect due to any member of the armed forces and and officer

But until then give em hell
 
I think he has the gear mostly for the novelty of it and partly for a Red Daw/Zombies/Breakdown of Society situation.

Well not the AR of course. We shoot the hell out of that thing and have a blast with it. Practicing to recieve that expert badge and not the box.

GSU only until he grads from ocs and becomes a Marine Officer then he deserves the respect due to any member of the armed forces and and officer

But until then give em hell
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He knows that and I will:D
 
soon to be Marine officer

Well I was kinda the same way before I joined the Corps, I wouldn't say he was 100% mall ninja, but he's not 0% either. For all my tac gear and dreams of Recon, I found myself in Aviation Ordnance. IYAOYAS!!!
Guess I'll have to go for MARSOC if theres any shooting to be found in my future career...
But hey they sell that stuff, it'd be a damn shame to leave perfectly fine ARs and Serpa holsters collect dust.
 
oh yeah, and experienced shooters get Sharpshooter quite often, due to old habits (and I hate the loop sling)
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I have seen some very experienced shooters walk away from boot camp with the pizza box because all of their experience was informal shooting and the regimented, slow fire, heavily controlled method of the KD course was very hard for them. I was not very experienced before I reported to the recruit training regiment, growing up with a very anti-gun mom, but I managed to walk away with Sharpshooter my first time around. I understand that the Corps uses a different qualification course now which is more combat oriented.
 
Our instructors at MCT rumored to us that the Trijicon ACOG (or RCO) will be used on all rifles in the Corps, to include qualification. In boot camp we had a Table 2 course of fire which used the O-2 sight at 25 yards of so and the targets were human silhouettes.
 
Guess I'll have to go for MARSOC if theres any shooting to be found in my future career
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Off topic but: How do you go about getting into MARSOC?

My plan was get dang near perfect PFT and shooting in boot (already have a 94 ASVAB and 3.0 GPA in college), go 0311, Recon from there, then MARSOC? This is the main reason I'm enlisting versus taking the officer route, there like what? 4 new officers in Recon every year? (I would guess most of them were prior enlisted anyway) I'm usually not phased by long odds but geeze.
 
GSU Eagle:

Still off-topic but:

Almost all recon marines are infantry first and select for BRC (Basic Reconnaissance Course) based on their performance in the fleet: specifically PFT, rifle quals and recommendation of commanding officer. It is very rare for privates and pfcs to attend this very challenging school. Even if you make it to and through the school, there are many less than glamorous roles that recon companies provide than the "Force Recon" and FAST bubbas everybody's heard about. I shared a squadbay at Coronado with the BRC class while I was in RAID school, and my rackmate explained the above process to me. He was an 0331 Lance Corporal who had enlisted to be an 0321 but spent 2 years in the service before ever going to BRC. I think most of the recon officers are intelligence officers, and all marine intel officers spend their first two years as platoon commanders in infantry units, according to a former platoon commander of mine who was on that track. Realistically, you don't see many butterbars in intel or recon, they have to pay dues in the grunts first.

Hope that helps!

p.s.: what does 1089 stand for?
 
Lot's of help! Thanks. I was planning on signing for infantry to begin with anyway.

p.s.: what does 1089 stand for?
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Oct. 1989, my birthdate was the 9th of that month and year.

Ok, back to mall ninja talk :D
 
Hey yeah, you know this is the mall ninja thread. You're not allowed to discuss the real military here. Only things that you've seen on Call of Duty 4 or Rainbow 6.:D

So...you might be a mall ninja if you look down on real military people at the recruiting station, because they're not special forces like you are on the video game you played last night.:cool:
 
........if you think a AK is a viable option for CCW on a motorcycle.
Hahahahahahaha

I don't even like an AK for an HD gun, it's kind of all I have right now other than a youth model 20ga.


You might be a mall ninja if you:

Are thinking about converting your SKS into a bullpup.

Are thinking about welding an AK magwell into your SKS.

Are thinking about converting your SKS to 6.5 Grendel.

Will never do any of the above because you don't have the money, equipment, or know how.

Call the AR series an inferior weapon because it "craps where it eats" as you stand around a gunshop on a weekday afternoon with your thumb up your (hind parts) looking at guns you will never own because you're 19 and aren't even trying to find a job.


(for those of you who are wondering, yes I know this person, yes it is all true, no he is not the one I mentioned before who plans to be a Marine Officer who I actually respect and that I would trust with my life ).
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I sit around look @ guns and I'm 22 and currently unemployed! Good GOD! I have a Xbox360! and CoD4! HOLY CRAP! wait wait... I actually own over 10 guns false alarm...

I remember trying to explain to some mall ninja on COD4 that the HK G3 and Springfield M14 both shoot .308...

He replied "Dude your wrong because the M14 has a higher damage rating then the G3... it can't be the same" Priceless.

One good thing about mall ninjas? You can buy all their stuff for cheap when they run outta money... Did it to the one i know. I now own his GLOCK 17 that has less the 50 rds down it but for 350 i was happy to buy it off him.
 
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He replied "Dude your wrong because the M14 has a higher damage rating then the G3... it can't be the same" Priceless
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:confused: how the... wha... oh dear Lord. I think Infinity Ward needs to see the damage they are doing to America with their games.

At least they acknowledge that the two fire the same round (if you have the M14 and run over a G3 your ammo count will increase).
 
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