You might be a mall ninja

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You want this
http://www.impactguns.com/store/GC001.html
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Hey, if it weren't the same price as the pistol itself I might consider it :D:D especially if I could stick a foregrip on it.

But 490 for the stock, about the same for the pistol, plus the $200 I would have to pay to BATFE (you are sticking a stock on a pistol after all) = more than I want to pay for a novelty item.

Edit: Nevermind that...

If I could find a significantly longer bbl for a 1911 (and a way to make it function properly) I would seriously buy this mall ninja or not: http://www.hera-arms.com/cpe.php
 
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You are a mall ninja if...

You have 6 or more rail accessory rail attachments on your .22lr AR-style rifle with only a flat top and quad rails.

You purchased a revolver with a cylinder gap and the next thing you do is take it to your local gunsmith and ask him to machine some threads on it for the attachment of a suppressor. :eek:

You buy a flare gun, take it to your local gun smith and ask him to thread it for the attachment of a suppressor. He tells you to get lost and you can't even figure out why.:confused:

You attach an ACOG scope on your .22lr AR-style rifle(because you have heard the ACOG is optimized for the AR) and wonder why the rounds don't land exactly on the 400m bullet-drop compensator lines. x3 mall ninja points if you start complaining about the 800m bullet drop compensator lines.

You attach any scope on your AR's side rails and aim with the rifle like a rocket-launcher... shoulder-mounted and all... :D

You buy a 2 MOA Aimpoint, mount it on your shotgun's top rails and complain the 00 buck is spreading and not hitting the exact red dot on a 25m target.

You are thinking of dual-wielding Steyr AUGs in combat (they are well-balanced after all right?) x2 mall ninja points if you think adding a suppressor to both rifles reduces muzzle flip when dual-wielding.
 
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MAKE ONE OF THESE MOSSBERGS:
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You may be a Mall Ninja if you make up wild stories like this-
I can't make it to my mall security job this weekend, I've got drill this weekend. Of course I'm a navy seal, just finnished training. When did I go through training? See, the current administration didn't like how boot camp was done, so ALL military training is done online now. I went through basic and special forces training and didn't miss a day of work. Toughest three weeks of my life.

At least when I make up wild stories, there's usually a punch line to go with it.
 
Online spec-ops training! That's laughable and absurd. If you were REALLY a member you'd know that it's a mail correspondence course.



LOL
 
You might be a mall Ninja if:

You take your Glock to the gunsmith monthly for cleaning (actually happens).

You high 5 your camo clad friends at the public range after putting all your hits on the Zombie target. With your AR. From the bench. At 50 yards.:rolleyes:

You go to a pracitical shooting competition in camo to show them how it's done and come in last. Behind the 12 year old junior shooters.
 
Hey, I have camo suspenders that I wear to IDPA!

I just came across a fake Navy seal - was dishonorably discharged as a regular sailor but ... Blah, blah.
 
Are you a mall ninja if you wear a kevlar vest to a new range or competition because you dont know what to expect or the level of safety or experience may be in question?
 
The RO's on the main range do because it isn't safe. Watched a guy walk out onto the range before it was called safe a few days ago. I wouldn't blame you if you did wear a vest because the "Liberation Army" is probably practicing. :eek: Usually the competitions are more well mannered.
 
You might be a Mall Ninja if:

You went out with your friends to a bar where militia was known to hang out. Ended up drinking shots of tequila with your new friends, and woke up with a MOLON LABE tatoo on your forearm. When you found out what it meant you were frightened, and put bandaids on it until you could save the money to have it taken off.

You spend more on internet service and beer monthly than practice ammo.
 
Thanks for the laughs guys/girls. Just read the entire 16 pages. LMAO!!
We have a guy at the local mall, works for a friend of mine, says he's ex army, wears the camo, high and tight hair cut etc, keeps telling everyone how he loves the AR (seems to be all he can speak on), so I asked him what setup he has, what ammo he prefers etc. Well, as it turns out our local ninja owns no such weapon, in fact he owns no weapons. So he says.
Guess he deserves a mall ninja award. :rolleyes:
Anyhow, thanks for the fun read!
 
While not really "mall ninjer" material... a guy NO MORE than 35 (I am currently 43) tried to convince me he was a genuine VietNam WAR VET...

I laughed in his face called him a liar and asked what drugs convoluted his brain to think I would believe a guy 35-40 years too young had served admirably at all let alone in a conflict i watched unravel and come to an end in the early part of the mid 70's...

Brent
 
Ended up drinking shots of tequila with your new friends, and woke up with a MOLON LABE tatoo on your forearm.
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That wouldn't be the weirdest tattoo I woke up with :p

Seriously, work at a gun shop for a week, and you will have stories that put these to shame.
 
Sadly, there is always that one guy who knows just enough about the military to fool people, until they run into a real marine. One idiot I work with is a pathological liar who swears up and down that he was with marine recon in Afghanistan, yet his DD-214 shows that he only spent 28 days in the marine core. Then my marine buddy called his bluff and shot him down when all the lies he told were wrong and his knowledge of the marines was way off. That didn't keep him from getting a Semper Fidelis tattoo to further prove his lies.
Seriously, it's time for me to get out of the security business.
 
Ok, one more story. Dude @ the local wallmart, works in car dept, wears a Mossin Nagant rear site on a chain as a necklace. Says he took it off a dead enemy when he trained/fought along side the Russian special forces. Also, he killed some enemies with a shovel or something. Maybe a BLAH BLAH BLAH tactical shovel or rake or something. Not a bad dude, actually knows his weapons. He's fun to listen to, if you have an hour to kill listening to BS stories. Brought a guy I work with in the store to see this guy. He laughed his butt off.
 
You are a mall ninja if...

You approach your friends, show them your keychain laser pointer (Made in China ofcourse) and told them that this is the ACTUAL laser you used to paint targets in Iraq for an Airstrike. 2x mall ninja points if it is green! 5x mall ninja points if it is heart-shaped!
 
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