You might be a mall ninja

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If you plan on actually using the "Night vision goggles" that come with the veteran edition of COD-MW2.

You own an airsoft AR but spent over $1000 to put REAL AR accesories on it.

You judge wind at 50 yards with your Hi point carbine.

You try to do kendo with a broom.

You keep fire crackers as a diversionary device.

You baught that gas mask for a chemicle attack but only use it for when you change your kids diaper.

You dress your baby in BDU's...

You wear a katana to the range.

At christmas,you open all your presents upside down.

You own a can of Tactical Bacon....no lie,look it up.

You read this list crossing your fingers hoping you wouldn't find anything
familiar about yourself...but found yourself saying "Oh crap."
 
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If you buy a brand new mossberg 500. Put a high end recoil reducing stock, and a surefire flashlight on the thing(because he wanted it to be tacticool). Never shoot a single shell out of it and sell it for less than you bought the gun for(because it wasn't tacticool enough) you are definitely a mall ninja.

I work with someone who did just this.
 
Foud a site to put together mall ninja weapons, try sharing them:
 

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If this is your idea of a home defense carbine:

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At christmas,you open all your presents upside down.
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Only thing that I can figure, is that he meant the Field-Expedient C-Ration Case Opening Tactic.

Figure you have a bunch of hungry troopies crowding around a case of C-rats, everyone knowing that inside is food. And one box of very unpopular C-rats. The only fair way to hand them out is for the case to be opened upside down so the labels are not visible on the individual C-rats.

And as they are handed out at random, somebody starts cussing and pleading for a trade, upon reading "Lima Bean" on his meal.

Bart Noir
 
What I meant by the "open presents upside down" thing was sometimes a bomb is rigged to blow when someone opens it from the top like normal.

I'v seen in a few movies people open them from the bottom to avoid detonation.I figured a mall ninja would do this sort of thing.
 
I've seen the ultimate Mall Ninja weapon concept pic, but I can't find the link. It was a bolt rifle w/ an unerbarrel AR-15, 12ga, MAC 10, and semi auto handgun.
 
You guys are nutz! I love this thread.

How about this:

You might be a mall ninja if the only pictures of you holding a gun, or even showing a gun, where taken at a gun shop while showing off to a friend.

You post those pictures on your home page to make you look cool.
 
You might be a mall ninja if you buy a Russian WWII era rifle and replace the wood stock with a synthetic stock and put rails on it and then cmplain about it being a bolt action rifle.
 
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