You might be a mall ninja

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There's one with a CLOCK!?!?

Psh. Well, yeah. :D

For all you batman-types who can't be bothered to wear a watch...

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Total Mall ninja

If you go shooting with only friends who don't own guns, and take that opportunity to use phrases like, "Toss me a clip dog" or "Hand me my strap" and always open carry to show everyone near you that you're (In your words) "Packin Heat"

X2 Mall Ninja points if that actually made you look cooler.
 
this stuff is hilarious!! the best ... Goodspeed's multi-tasking rifle ... I own a Kimber hat, a Springfield hat and S&W and Springfield t-shirts ... good grief! Am I .....?
 
Edged weapons are fine, as long as you dont carry something from the fantasy series or the sword from Braveheart everywhere you go. :)
 
Well, how about Sting - Frodo's sword from the LOTR - I see them on sale at the gun show.

I think they glow blue when the UN is coming to take your guns.:D
 
not sure, he had a p229 40, we use p229 40s, probably everyone else thought he was carring the same ones. i wasnt there, some of the BMs were talking about how he was getting written up.
 
if you dual wield a glock 17 and a taurus judge, use extreme shock ammo, wear desert camo (in winter) carry a balaclava around and wear a tac vest, with nothing in it, your a mall ninja.
 
Edged weapons are fine, as long as you dont carry something from the fantasy series or the sword from Braveheart everywhere you go.

Well, how about Sting - Frodo's sword from the LOTR - I see them on sale at the gun show.

I think they glow blue when the UN is coming to take your guns.
Yesterday 10:32 AM


LOL That cracks me up.
 
You are looking for a striped navy style t-shirt because that's what Russian airborne troops wear and you have a Russophile streak and that would just about satisify it.

You have an airdrop marker kit.

You have a set of aiming stakes, just in case.

You carry one of those folding knives with the belt clip in your front pants pocket.

You carry a first field dressing.

You have two sets of webbing; one for display purposes, one for field use.

Your canteen is polished by rubbing with your dogtag chain (just the one for display, of course).

You have a button compass hidden in your clothing.

Some things you have are at least 50 years old--because they're still on issue, somewhere.

You call a bayonet a "sword." (Figure that one out!)
 
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