You might be a mall ninja

[HAMMER1DOWN]

well its not a glock BUTT i do have a Berretta 92f in .40 that hangs from a lanyard right by my towel when i shower

 

[goodspeed(TPF)]

You self defense knife is a Swiss army...double points if it's the model with the clock built in.

There's one with a CLOCK!?!?

 

[ChicagoTex]

There's one with a CLOCK!?!?

Psh. Well, yeah.

For all you batman-types who can't be bothered to wear a watch...

 

[jesus5150]

Total Mall ninja

If you go shooting with only friends who don't own guns, and take that opportunity to use phrases like, "Toss me a clip dog" or "Hand me my strap" and always open carry to show everyone near you that you're (In your words) "Packin Heat"

X2 Mall Ninja points if that actually made you look cooler.

 

[troy_mclure]

if you have any edged weapon "strategically" placed for home defence.

 

[Corpsman]

We have them in the Guard too!

 

[SoldiersSon]

If you've asked your wife if your new OD green finish matches your BDU's you may be a mall ninja.

 

[SPUSCG]

We have them in the Guard too!

we did have one guy go on a boarding with a personally owned sig, but hey that tactical getup is cool

 

[Glenn E. Meyer]

if you have any edged weapon "strategically" placed for home defence.

Hey, watch it now - this is mall thread and some of us do have edged weapons around the house or on us. Zombies do go to the mall.

 

[bikerbill]

this stuff is hilarious!! the best ... Goodspeed's multi-tasking rifle ... I own a Kimber hat, a Springfield hat and S&W and Springfield t-shirts ... good grief! Am I .....?

 

[Corpsman]

Edged weapons are fine, as long as you dont carry something from the fantasy series or the sword from Braveheart everywhere you go.

 

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Well, how about Sting - Frodo's sword from the LOTR - I see them on sale at the gun show.

I think they glow blue when the UN is coming to take your guns.

 

[Corpsman]

SPUSCG,

How did that guy on the boarding team get a personally owned weapon on the boarding?

 

[Corpsman]

I think this will be more than adequate to handle the UN and the zombies.

 

[SPUSCG]

not sure, he had a p229 40, we use p229 40s, probably everyone else thought he was carring the same ones. i wasnt there, some of the BMs were talking about how he was getting written up.

 

[Delaware_Dan]

You might be a Mall Ninja if you own any footwear that can be considered "Tactical"

 

[SPUSCG]

if you dual wield a glock 17 and a taurus judge, use extreme shock ammo, wear desert camo (in winter) carry a balaclava around and wear a tac vest, with nothing in it, your a mall ninja.

 

[troy_mclure]

we had a guy show up for our load out formation to iraq with a katana stuffed down the back of his ruck.

 

[DieHard06]

Edged weapons are fine, as long as you dont carry something from the fantasy series or the sword from Braveheart everywhere you go.

Well, how about Sting - Frodo's sword from the LOTR - I see them on sale at the gun show.

I think they glow blue when the UN is coming to take your guns.
Yesterday 10:32 AM

LOL That cracks me up.

 

[BlueTrain]

You are looking for a striped navy style t-shirt because that's what Russian airborne troops wear and you have a Russophile streak and that would just about satisify it.

You have an airdrop marker kit.

You have a set of aiming stakes, just in case.

You carry one of those folding knives with the belt clip in your front pants pocket.

You carry a first field dressing.

You have two sets of webbing; one for display purposes, one for field use.

Your canteen is polished by rubbing with your dogtag chain (just the one for display, of course).

You have a button compass hidden in your clothing.

Some things you have are at least 50 years old--because they're still on issue, somewhere.

You call a bayonet a "sword." (Figure that one out!)