If you think AirSoft is the coolest thing since sliced bread... you might be a mall ninja.
You think you can use martial arts moves you have seen in a movie once, but you can't do a single push up.
# Tucking your camo pants into your combat boots and blousing them, for everyday around-the-house wear.
# One word: Berets. Ever.
Wait a minute. I think my DI and my dad would roll over in their graves if I didn't blouse my utility trousers, OD or camoflauge. And my berets (no flash) are just the most practical "put in your pocket, keep head warm when necessary" hats there are!
On the other stuff -- I agree. But we don't have mall ninjas down here, too far away from the mall!
we don't have mall ninjas down here, too far away from the mall
They have a licence to kill overhere, and they do. We are so glad we have the F.A.R.T. as they realy stabelise the region.
Thank you America for the F.A.R.T.
# One word: Berets. Ever. unless you're French or Italian in which case a beret is completely normal
You pie the corners in and out of Abercrombie and Fitch.
When you are told by your significant other to sweep the garage, you grab an AR and yell back “Clear!”
Or one of those guys who shows up at the coffee house to spout "poetry" on open mic night. In that case, a goatee is mandatory.One word: Berets. Ever. unless you're French or Italian in which case a beret is completely normal