You might be a mall ninja

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I'm only half way through and laughing so hard I'm about to have an accident. This is seriously funny stuff. Keep it coming.
 
If you think AirSoft is the coolest thing since sliced bread... you might be a mall ninja.
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Hey, maybe not since sliced bread. But it's a great thing to use to work on combat/self defense situations with another person.



...if you've ever jumped in the middle of a gun conversation and asked if they own a SAW Machine gun. (Wife's friend's husband...idiot)
 
i knew someone who got a kit to put a m249 like stock and bipod on an ar and made it belt fed, a lot of money on a useless weapon
 
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# Tucking your camo pants into your combat boots and blousing them, for everyday around-the-house wear.

# One word: Berets. Ever.
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Wait a minute. I think my DI and my dad would roll over in their graves if I didn't blouse my utility trousers, OD or camoflauge. And my berets (no flash) are just the most practical "put in your pocket, keep head warm when necessary" hats there are!

On the other stuff -- I agree. But we don't have mall ninjas down here, too far away from the mall!
 
Wait a minute. I think my DI and my dad would roll over in their graves if I didn't blouse my utility trousers, OD or camoflauge. And my berets (no flash) are just the most practical "put in your pocket, keep head warm when necessary" hats there are!

On the other stuff -- I agree. But we don't have mall ninjas down here, too far away from the mall!
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you know what they say.... if you cant find the local mall ninja anywhere.... it's probably because you havent found a mirror :D
 
we don't have mall ninjas down here, too far away from the mall
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HA!!!! Thats what they want you to think. The mall ninjas are evryvere. We even got some US Federal mall-nijas here in the rural parts of Norway, gathering intell for the
"Fast Assult Response Team"

They have a licence to kill overhere, and they do. We are so glad we have the F.A.R.T. as they realy stabelise the region.
Thank you America for the F.A.R.T.;):D
 
They have a licence to kill overhere, and they do. We are so glad we have the F.A.R.T. as they realy stabelise the region.
Thank you America for the F.A.R.T.
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Don't mention it! You know what they say, "When America F.A.R.Ts, the world smells it!"
 
Welllll,

What do you call someone who still wears puttees with Boots DMS and sometimes Boots ankle? Still calls a field jacket a smock (but calls a field coat a field jacket). Thinks a Webley is the best designed revolver since the Adams? Looks for excuses to wear a whistle lanyard? Has a skian dubh tattooed on his leg? Wonders if a dirk could kill a bear? Thinks a beret is cool but really thinks a field service cap, (rifle green) is all that is required. Regrets passing of Sam Browne belt in some services.

Cannot keep from frequently stomping his foot. Has spent hours wondering if a decent small arms drill was possible with an AK (gave up). Does a monthly kit layout. Uses vast amount of brasso, though gave up Blanco ages ago. Frequently does the rounds of surplus stores, such as they are, for good examples of P44 webbing; favorite sites are all in England (except this one).

etc.
 
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Extreme shock ammo:

Warning: only for use out of dual wielded handguns, using one gun may compromise results. For best effect, hold guns at 90 degrees. We recommend using glock firearms. Endorsed by gecko 45.
 
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When you are told by your significant other to sweep the garage, you grab an AR and yell back “Clear!”
 
When the inlaws come for a visit,they pull in your drive way and you yell out..
"Hostiles inbound!!"

You have a glock with a lanyard hanging next to the shampoo in your shower.

You lean up against the handgun case in BPS and try to look cool.

When you enter a gun shop,the employees roll their eyes because they know your gonna ask to look at that AR.....for the 8th time that week.

You self defense knife is a Swiss army...double points if it's the model with the clock built in.
 
One word: Berets. Ever. unless you're French or Italian in which case a beret is completely normal
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Or one of those guys who shows up at the coffee house to spout "poetry" on open mic night. In that case, a goatee is mandatory.

Coincidentally, that's exactly my undercover getup when I'm scouting for communists. :)
 
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