You might be a mall ninja

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Hey! I wear camo when chopping down trees (with a chainsaw). It's great since it can get dirty and is completely rip stop.


Or maybe I'm just a mall ninja :D
 
If you have more than one firearm with a 'tactical' accessory attached... you might be a mall ninja.

If you own fatigues, but not natural earth toned... you might be a mall ninja.

If you shoot your pistol sideways, with only one hand... you mihgt be a mall ninja... or a gangster.

If you own a gas mask, but dont use it for its intended purpose... you might be a mall ninja.
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Crap- Several of my rifles have EOTech sights, I have two pistols with CT grips, I own several pairs of camo pants, I sometimes tilt my pistol to the side when shooting one handed, and I own several gas masks.

Maybe I should send off for my CCW badge now.
 
Nah. Lots of people wear cammie bottoms working around the house and in the yard.
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Yeah, camo is great for yard work. They fit loosely, feel comfortable, and are completely impossible to stain (if it retains anything, it just enhances the pattern). Unless it's incredibly hot outside I usually wear camo while mowing.
 
Now come on. Wearing camo does not make one a mall ninja. :rolleyes: It's a practical choice for many people. It is a matter of how one wears the camo.

May I suggest examples of mall-ninja ways of wearing camo and other military-style clothing.

  • Wearing color schemes that are not even remotely appropriate for hunting in your geographical area (eg. desert sand beige in Maine).
  • Wearing camo pants in conjunction with a T-shirt bearing the name of a military organization (i.e. "ARMY", "MARINES", "AIRBORNE", "RANGER", etc.) to which neither you nor any member of your close family has ever belonged.
  • Tucking your camo pants into your combat boots and blousing them, for everyday around-the-house wear.
  • Wearing a thigh holster around the house. Double mall-ninja points if you own multiple thigh holsters that are color-coordinated to your different camo pants. Triple mall-ninja points if you ever wear them in public.
  • Wearing color-coordinated backpacks that are referred to as "tactical rucks".
  • One word: Berets. Ever. :eek:
  • Referring to your camo clothes as "BDUs", but having no clue what the term "civvies" means... nor would you have any reason to, since you always wear "BDUs". :rolleyes:
  • Thinking camo-pattern ladies swimwear and lingirie are really cool.
I'm really having fun with this thread. :D
 
Nah. Lots of people wear cammie bottoms working around the house and in the yard.
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and seeing them brings me much laughter

and if i saw someone wearing a ninja mask while picking tomatoes (you know, to keep the sun off of their face), i'd laugh at them too

it's just another "tacticool" thing that has made its way into every day life.
it's a more widely accepted mall ninja habbit, but it still makes me laugh

Unless it's incredibly hot outside I usually wear camo while mowing.
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lol
you're one of THEM!
 
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I've seen this before but it never fails to highly amuse me :D:D

Does anyone know where this picture is from? Is it some kid playing airsoft?
 
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Sorry to put you through that pain.
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Oh, the bewilderdment was not from explaining the term charging. I don't mind that at all.

No, its from saying that you could chamber a round in a glock 17 without removing it from your rifle. Bwahahahaha! Still cracks me up just thinking about it. :D

Oh, and I bet you could make a furtune sell that 'double-glock' attachment.
 
The bulk of your training is from youtube videos.

You refer to other people as civilians, and have never been in law enforcement or the military.

Stories of when you were "in the military" refer to the week and a half you were in the reception battalion because you never even made it into basic training.

You think you can use martial arts moves you have seen in a movie once, but you can't do a single push up.

You enjoy throwing an acronym into everyday conversation and laugh to yourself that the stupid civilian has no idea what the acronym means.
 
-When you look in the mirror you see Rambo but when others look at you they see Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

-You think getting a tattoo of barbed wire on your arm makes you look tough.

-You spend more time thinking about guns and tactical gear than you do about sex.

-You have a better chance of hitting the lottery this Saturday than you do of getting laid in the next 5 years.

-The only pictures of females in your wallet are pictures are the ones it came with.

-You've been kissed by girls lots of times, unless Mom and your Aunts don't count.

-You have worn camouflage clothing off your own property for something other than a trip to the hardware store to get supplies for a home project, but you have never been in the military.
 
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You have worn camouflage clothing off your own property for something other than a trip to the hardware store to get supplies for a home project, but you have never been in the military.
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Oh man! What about a long time ago when I was in the Boy Scouts playing capture the flag in the woods at night?? :rolleyes:

I can't help it! My friends and I were really, really, really into winning! Did I mention we wanted to win really bad? :D

Facepaint and everything. We were so well hidden we practically had people walking on top of us. *sigh* Good times.
 
-You have worn camouflage clothing in public for something other than a trip to the hardware store to get supplies for a home project, but you have never been in the military.
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Fixed it. That should cover the Boy Scout exclusion.
 
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