Stellar Case Ongoing
After a week without testimony, several sources are speculating on the courts willingness to proceed with this case.
"My client is being denied a speedy trial!", shouted a spittle spraying Mark Kloos, attorney for the defendant, "Damn it to hell! Where is the judge? I'll kick his ass myself! Tighten up, Your Honor!"
The sentiment was reflected throughout the community.
"It's like, well...you know... what's up?", said a well known and respected college student.
Another rumor floating about is that the judge, Hon. Wildididnothavesex- withthatwomanAlaska, has been involuntarily committed to the same recovery center as Britny Spears, and has refused to leave.
Regardless of the travails of the court, whether Anthrax, alcohol, or lead poisoning, this reporter wishes a speedy recovery and trial.