How little people often remember.
Random Checks;
Remember those DUI sobriety checkpoints? Suits established that police cannot require only certain people to stop based on appearances -- i.e. people driving clapped-out Ford Mavericks or Toyota Corollas for example, or black male drivers or Hispanic drivers; or female drivers with other women in the car, etc. Stops have to be random to prevent racial/economic/gender biased "profiling".
Guess what? The same thing is being applied by the Government TSA Agents. Supposedly they must randomly select someone in the line and do their "check". Not too surprisingly if they see something "interesting" in your luggage they often miss what's in the metal tray.
Pre-9/11 I was often pulled aside and my briefcase checked. Took two weeks to find out why -- no electronics, just papers, pens and notebooks. When I got a laptop case to replace the briefcase the searches stopped. Go figure.
Last time I flew I broke my normal routine. Arrived early, had my last cig (bad habit I know) and went inside to buy a book or magazine to read. After that I headed to the gate and about 100 ft from the checkpoint I moved to the wall. There I followed my pre-9/11 routine. All metal items go into the small outside pocket of the carry-on. Keys, coins, lighter, cigs (metal foil inside), cellphone, pocket knife (1.8") and I then zip & lock it. Got to the metal detector and dumped the 2 cents I'd missed into the tray. No beep. But they pulled me aside as I claimed my baggage. A TSA agent spotted me "acting suspiciously by the wall." I explained I'm not a neophyte traveller and that by putting all metal in the carry-on they could x-ray it and I'd speed up the process. "Why do you want to 'speed up' the process? Do we work too slow for you? Do you think we're a bunch of postal employees? What are you hiding?" I waited a second since I hadn't expected an arrogant jerk. A cop was lurking at my 7 o'clock, discretely. "No, I don't want to incovenience others by being stupid; you guys are not looking for me so why make you waste time on me; thirdly nobody moves as slow as postal employees and last I'm not hiding anything; I simply want to sit down as soon as I can to save my knees." So he points to the bag, "If you're not hiding anything you won't mind putting the bag up here and opening it, will you?" Now I'm pissed. "I made a mistake." "What's that?" "I'm hiding my growing contempt for petty-minded government breaucrats who think someone trying to be mature and responsible about security should be punished for having a brain that works."
The look on his face -- priceless. He stepped towards my bag and the local airport cop stepped up and said, "G'wan through, sir. Have a nice flight." with such an amused grin on his face that I chuckled the whole flight.