the way of the democrat
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In order to be a Liberal ....
• 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
• 2. You have to believe that corporations create oppression and governments create prosperity. (This one is really important)
• 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists or Islamic fundamentalists.
• 4. You have to believe that there was no art before government funding.
• 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
• 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
• 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of government funding.
• 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
• 9. You have to believe that outdoorsmen don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
• 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
• 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.
• 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
• 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
• 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
• 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
• 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
• 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
• 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
• 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
• 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
• 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
--Author Unknown
• 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
• 2. You have to believe that corporations create oppression and governments create prosperity. (This one is really important)
• 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists or Islamic fundamentalists.
• 4. You have to believe that there was no art before government funding.
• 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
• 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
• 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of government funding.
• 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
• 9. You have to believe that outdoorsmen don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
• 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
• 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.
• 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
• 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
• 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
• 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
• 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
• 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
• 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
• 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
• 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
• 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
--Author Unknown
