If I'm going in first, the "Holy Hand Grenade" of course. lol
Bro. Maynard:
And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima bean-
High Priest:
Skip a bit, brother.
Bro. Maynard:
And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more,no less. "Three" shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. "Four" shalt thou
not count, and neither count thou two, execpting that thou then goest on to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade to-wards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuffit. Amen.