1. Forget about the Middle East. The simplest solution to the problem is to annex Canada and Mexico. That will give us enough energy reserves to last well into the next century (Canada has over 1 trillion bbls of crude in the Alberta tar sands, Mexico may have up to 100 million bbls that they can't get to because their cash cow Pemex doesn't have the technology or money). It will also eliminate the NAFTA dispute and the illegal immigrant problem; Canadians and Mexicans will become US Citizens. Our elderly will no longer be drug smugglers and will be able to get their prescriptions from Canada legally. The Mexicans will love the idea as it will raise the standard of living for 97% of the population to our poverty level. While Canada might balk at this, our military is bigger than their military.
As far as helping our foreign energy problem this is a good idea, I suppose. It at least helps stave off the inevitable. I'm just curious where you're getting the idea that it would really solve any other problems.
Allowing the elderly to get their 'scrips from Canada legally? If we were to annex Canada then I think it's more likely that the US pharmacutical companies would then exert their influence up there, so rather than our citizens reaping any benefit we'd just be screwing the Canadians. It's not like there's something mythical about the land under Canadians' feet that makes 'scrips cheaper there...they're only cheaper because it's a
different nation under a different government. Annex them and that would go away.
Then there's the idea that annexing Mexico would do much of anything to solve the immigration problem. Our country can barely absorb the steady stream of Mexicans we're taking in now...making 100 million of them US citizens would somehow
help? Sure, it would probably help raise the standard of living for the average Mexican...but even with the added natural resources it would probably also lower the standard of living for the average American. Especially those who are already poor. So it would be more like the poor in America and the poor in Mexico meeting somewhere in the middle; I don't think you'd make many friends with this idea, except maybe for the higher-ups in the energy industry [EDIT: and, of course, the poor in Mexico...].
And before anybody tries it, Canada only has about 30 million people, so it isn't like any higher standard of living there would "cancel out" the damage from absorbing Mexico. Not to mention that one could argue that part of the reason poverty isn't as much of a problem in Canada is because their GDP, while lower per capita than the US, is more evenly distributed...due in part to the fact that Canadians make our "tax and spend" Democrats look downright fiscally conservative. That would, of course, also change if we annexed them...so expect their cities to more closely resemble ours within a few decades as far as crime and poverty goes.
Though in fairness it
would fix the whole NAFTA mess.
2. Fire Field Marshall Rumsfeld. Let the military do their job!!!!
Amen, but only if you fire King Bush II as well.