You may be a gun nut if...

If big chain sporting goods stores frustrate you because they rarely have people at the gun counter who understand your questions much less can answer them (privately owned local stores are the only way to go)
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Starting to agree with you on that one...
 
Would any of you........

mind if I copied these and created a list to circulate around
my fellow enthusiasts (okay NUTS)?
 
You may be a gun nut if....

An ex calls you up and tells you she just got a titanium .38 and your first response is "Damn-it! How's it shoot!" (LOL just had that this evening...)

In a conversation with the better-half you come up with a word like "metro-neck" to discribe your better half learning to love her new acquaintence with guns and her red-neck conversion process... (LOL just got that tonight too)
 
Hate to revive an old thread but just got to read it:

If you've ever been held up at the airport because you had used your carry on bag as a range bag the day before.
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Me... in Spain... Customs... gun powder residue! :eek:

Little white discy thing rubbed it all over tore apart the bag, sucks for them nothing to be found! ;)
 
"If you have a box filled with old holstersfor every gun you ever owned."
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"If you have to throw away a whole milk crate of gun magazinesevery five years, because you have already read them to memory."
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"If you have ever had a fight with your wife, because she asked if you love your guns more than her and you hesitated."
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O.K. So whats the story here? Whos'e been spying on me!! :D
 
If your ex-wife is getting ready to pull the trigger on ya, and you say, "STOP!! Don't you remember ANYthing? Use your Weaver stance, blow out half your breath, slooooowly squeeze while letting the target blur out...keep your eyes on that front sight. That's it honey........center of mass....center of mass...."
 
Speed Dial

If you have your local gun dealers programmed into your phone on speed dial...
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Not only is his number on speed dial, I know him, his wife, and grandkids all on a first name basis :D
 
longbaugh

Some of those apply to me. Give me a decade, I am going to make all of them apply.

I especially liked the idea of using Guns and Ammo as wallpaper, and windchimes from spent casings. :D
 
If you load your pockets with loose ammo before goin to the range just so you can listen to the empty brass ratteling while you're walking around town afterwards :D
 
You have a binder near your desk with the printed manuals of all your guns, 3 holed punch, collated, and divided into the binder with easy access to parts lists and exploded views...

I think it is an addiction...
 
(just happened yesterday)

You walk into the gun shop to pay on your storage locker, walk to the case that you know you should stay away from, and then buy another pistol.

And then telling yourself on the way out, it's okay, the last gun you bought was a rifle and it doesn't count :eek:

Wayne
 
This just happened last night... I think it's TFL haunting me!

If... Your girlfriend wakes up in the morning and yells at you to stop talking to her about shooting positions while your sleeping.

The way the story went she thought different types of positions than shooting positions... :p
 
If you have ever traded a house trailer, for a gun, and had to throw in cash to make the deal,

You might be a both a redneck, and a gun nut.
 
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