Capt. Charlie
Moderator Emeritus
...if your aftershave smells like nitro solvent.
...if you kiss your gun goodnight before placing it on it's own pillow.
...if you kiss your gun goodnight before placing it on it's own pillow.
You may be a gun nut if...
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Capt. Charlie
Moderator Emeritus
locked'n'cocked
Ya beat me to it! (but only by seconds
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Ya beat me to it! (but only by seconds
)glock19xdsc
New member
...you purchase a gun...not because you need it...but because it will look good in your gun safe.
...you have one or more guns in your gun safe that you don't remember purchasing...but you're glad you did... because they look good in your gun safe.
...you have one or more guns in your gun safe that you don't remember purchasing...but you're glad you did... because they look good in your gun safe.
chris in va
New member
If you apply for another state's CCW license through the mail just to gain another 30 state's worth of carry. 
What do you mean "MIGHT" be a gun nut? 
There is absolutely NO doubt in my mind...
But for those that do wonder -
if your favorite newspaper lacks a business section, an entertainment section, and comics because it is really a firearms wish cataloge...
or if you keep back issues of such publications much longer than the adds' prices could ever be expected to be honored...
or if you undertake other hobbies (like leathercraft, reloading, wood finishing, lathe operation, metal plating, etc.) because it would be useful in furthering your interest in firearms...
Yeah, I don't wonder at all if I might be a gun nut.
Doesn't worry me either!
There is absolutely NO doubt in my mind...But for those that do wonder -
if your favorite newspaper lacks a business section, an entertainment section, and comics because it is really a firearms wish cataloge...
or if you keep back issues of such publications much longer than the adds' prices could ever be expected to be honored...
or if you undertake other hobbies (like leathercraft, reloading, wood finishing, lathe operation, metal plating, etc.) because it would be useful in furthering your interest in firearms...
Yeah, I don't wonder at all if I might be a gun nut.
Doesn't worry me either!
If you ever bought a gun because you already had dies to load for it.
If co-workers have guns for sale, they come see you first.
If you ever contemplate strategy for sneaking a new gun past the significant other.
If you drive a 22 year old car with 270,000 miles everywhere, because a car payment would cut into the gun fund. (84 Olds 88 Diesel)
If you've ever been held up at the airport because you had used your carry on bag as a range bag the day before.
If opening the door on any vehicle you own is accompanied by the sound of brass falling out.
These all sound familiar to me!!!
If co-workers have guns for sale, they come see you first.
If you ever contemplate strategy for sneaking a new gun past the significant other.
If you drive a 22 year old car with 270,000 miles everywhere, because a car payment would cut into the gun fund. (84 Olds 88 Diesel)
If you've ever been held up at the airport because you had used your carry on bag as a range bag the day before.
If opening the door on any vehicle you own is accompanied by the sound of brass falling out.
These all sound familiar to me!!!
big daddy 9mm
New member
mmmm...
you have lost track of how many rounds you have fired through your guns.
anyone here use hopps9 for after shave?????
you have lost track of how many rounds you have fired through your guns.
anyone here use hopps9 for after shave?????
Not me, nope...nuh uh...
Granted I did just spent 3 hrs in TFL archives going back to 1999 doing research.
Gabe McMillian on rifles, labgrade on sneaking up and going "boo" at deer [ miss those now gone...sniff]
Tamara and LawDog's vehicle accidents, survived the LawDog files again, along with the Hottentots by Mike Irwin, and no matter how many times I read it "duct tapped ceramic plates for .308" by a mall ninja - I lose it.
CRSam's advice and him taking "alternate routes" - he never gets lost...took tours of various Library sources [ Thomas.LOC.gov]...
...me a gun nut ...can't be. All I was doing was looking for something in reference to Colt Woodsmans...got a "wee bit sidetracked" - but had one helluva of time.
Now where was I headed? Oh yeah...http://www.colt22.com/
Granted I did just spent 3 hrs in TFL archives going back to 1999 doing research.
Gabe McMillian on rifles, labgrade on sneaking up and going "boo" at deer [ miss those now gone...sniff]
Tamara and LawDog's vehicle accidents, survived the LawDog files again, along with the Hottentots by Mike Irwin, and no matter how many times I read it "duct tapped ceramic plates for .308" by a mall ninja - I lose it.
CRSam's advice and him taking "alternate routes" - he never gets lost...took tours of various Library sources [ Thomas.LOC.gov]...
...me a gun nut ...can't be. All I was doing was looking for something in reference to Colt Woodsmans...got a "wee bit sidetracked" - but had one helluva of time.
Now where was I headed? Oh yeah...http://www.colt22.com/
If you give all your guns names!
If the smell of Hoppe's #9 really turns you on!
If you would rather go gun shopping than jewelry shopping.
If you take a part-time job in a gun shop just so you can feed your habit.
If the inmates are afraid of you!
(I work in a prison)
If you spend all of your free time at home on gun forums or reading gun magazines and books.
If you buy a gun on the 4th of July just because it seems the right thing to do to celebrate. (Ruger Vaquero)
If the smell of Hoppe's #9 really turns you on!
If you would rather go gun shopping than jewelry shopping.
If you take a part-time job in a gun shop just so you can feed your habit.
If the inmates are afraid of you!
(I work in a prison) If you spend all of your free time at home on gun forums or reading gun magazines and books.
If you buy a gun on the 4th of July just because it seems the right thing to do to celebrate. (Ruger Vaquero)
You almost never clean your house, but your guns are always spotless.
When you do clean you use Hoppes for everything from the toliet to the kitchen floor to the dishes, because you don't own any other cleaning products.
You keep a package of cleaning patches in the bathroom because "one of these days you're going to remember to buy some toliet paper".
You order take out every night because your oven is always full of gun parts being refinished.
You destroyed your microwave trying to refinish gun parts faster.
When you do clean you use Hoppes for everything from the toliet to the kitchen floor to the dishes, because you don't own any other cleaning products.
You keep a package of cleaning patches in the bathroom because "one of these days you're going to remember to buy some toliet paper".
You order take out every night because your oven is always full of gun parts being refinished.
You destroyed your microwave trying to refinish gun parts faster.
Kevin Quinlan
Moderator
I used to laugh when I saw my mail man.I got EVERY gun mag published.I also got a subscription for Martha Stewart Living, and Home Beautifull for my girlfriend but they came addressed to me. Probably thought I had the cleanest guns around.
Kevin
Kevin
Ramcharger
New member
The local gunshop owner went to my Dads funeral. Does that count?
AND he retired less that a year later....
AND he retired less that a year later....
Capt. Charlie
Moderator Emeritus
"You keep a package of cleaning patches in the bathroom because "one of these days you're going to remember to buy some toliet paper".
ROFLMAO! For me it's usually an old copy of "Shotgun News" .
ROFLMAO!
For me it's usually an old copy of "Shotgun News" .