Where is your gun when you shower?

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Hahaha
 
OK, we now have enough info to consolidate all three of these hilarious threads.
A bg breaks into your house while you're in the shower. Of course he doesn't steal everything he can while he hears you in the shower, and leaves. No he goes straight to the bathroom to check you out. (This thread) When he comes through the door you whack him in the head with your pistol. (Pistol whipping thread) You hit him so hard, he bleeds all over your prized "shower gun", so you just reach into the medicine cabinet for the Barbasol to clean it up with! (Shaving cream to clean a gun thread)
WOW, what you can learn on TheFiringLine!!!
 
OK, we now have enough info to consolidate all three of these hilarious threads.
A bg breaks into your house while you're in the shower. Of course he doesn't steal everything he can while he hears you in the shower, and leaves. No he goes straight to the bathroom to check you out. (This thread) When he comes through the door you whack him in the head with your pistol. (Pistol whipping thread) You hit him so hard, he bleeds all over your prized "shower gun", so you just reach into the medicine cabinet for the Barbasol to clean it up with! (Shaving cream to clean a gun thread)
WOW, what you can learn on TheFiringLine!!!
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EPIC
 
Laugh if you want, but my uncle's best friend's brother was shot in the shower. Unfortunately he was bending over at the time and it took the M.E. 3 days to find the bullet hole.
 
OkieCruffler said:
Laugh if you want, but my uncle's best friend's brother was shot in the shower. Unfortunately he was bending over at the time and it took the M.E. 3 days to find the bullet hole.
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^^^ The ER folks couldn't find the extra hole??:confused:
 
Usually on the counter or vanity. We have a rather small vanity in the john down here, but there is plenty of room for the EDC. Hopefully, I'll hear anything amiss, because there's only me and the handicapped wife, along with 2 cats that would probably gladly escort any BGs to my naked self. That may be enough right there, I might not even have to reach. At the place up north, there is a large counter with 2 sinks, but it's more than a reach to get to it, and me jumping out of the shower to grab a gun would probably scare any BG out of the county, maybe even the state.
 
ON the sink under a towel. Reason ; I was in the shower once and then heard someone trying to kick in my front door, and my gun was in my bedroom. So, I left a wet trail all of the way to the bedroom......

Not again.
 
Wha'da'ya'think they make those big zip-lock bags for... Sheeeesh!!! It's just another routine habit... Haven't you guys watched the old Westerns when the hero has his six-shooter next to the old metal tub?...

A serious answer to a serious question... And I throw my cell in there too 'cause people DO call when I bathe or shower... Bad guys could surely break in then too... And with my luck, WOULD!

So no freebies or Pass Go's from me!...
 
Buy a stainless revolver so you can stick the barrel inside your butt and in case you need it you can grab your pistol quick. Smaller caliber feels better, don't get a 500!
 
My phone & my carry gun are on the counter covered by some reading material. I also have a stainless derringer in the drawers of both bathroom. I know this has been made into a humorous thread, but think when you are more vulnerable, in the shower or on the commode.:eek:
 
This thread has become a joke, but I admit to having previously considered the matter. I have tucked a titanium .38 into the folds of my towel with no ill effect on the gun.

I wonder, could a stainless derringer in, say, .410, be sucessfully hidden in a knock-out panel in the wall of the shower? Up high, over the surround, behind the sheetrock. Cover the hold with thin plastic, as you would with perfatape, then paint over with matching latex paint.

It might work, and if I thought I needed it I would find out. Only you would know it was there.
 
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