Where is your gun when you shower?

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This thread has sparked some soul searching for me. I've now decided that, when I shower, I will allow my personal valet to soap and scrub me while I maintain a rifle in the Rhodesian ready position throughout.
 
^^^ Just a SWAG... :D I'm jealous as heck. :mad:

However, if your valet looked like Patrick Swazey then... more power to ya' but... the jealousy ain't there. :rolleyes:
 
I once read a book that had a ninja assassin who killed people in the shower, because he was pretty sure they'd have no gun.

I don't have a gun in there. I do straight shave though. I've got a Brummel No 35 going for me, which could probably own any chump close enough to touch who hasn't shot me already.

Honestly, I think I've made the occasional plan about what to do in that situation. Oddly enough, it usually involved Laetitia Casta.
 
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willie sutton got out of jail with a bar of soap he carved into the shape of a gun and then put black shoe polish on it..now theres an idea for the shower you paranoid maniacs..
wait until you have to explain to your surgeon that you need your gun while under surgery..hey you never know right..
 
Okay... That's It... My Mind Is Made Up!!

I'm seizing this opprotunity to make gazillions in a niche market... shower-safe firearms. Heck, I could even include little rubber flower thingies on the grips for no-slip safety. I'll call them... water pistols!!
 
Now that you mentioned it,,,

Did anyone wear their handgun to their wedding ?
Just in case the bride or groom got cold feet. lol
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A a wedding in Northern California,,,
Where I was the photographer.

The groom bought each of his groomsmen a .22 Beretta,,,
As well as very nice shoulder rigs to wear under their tuxedos.

He, his bride, all of his groomsmen, and the two bridesmaids,,,
Were officers in the Los Angeles Police department.

She was wearing a chrome plated derringer in her garter.

Aarond

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Does the OP have a mafia contract out on them? At some point you have to accept that life has risks. Insisting on having a firearm on you at ALL times isnt much different than walking around with a mask and gloves on all the time because you are worried you might catch something.
 
Did anybody see on the news not too long ago about a woman that was attacked while in the shower in the A.M.? The perp took her to the bedroom to rape her and she managed to get her .22lr pistol and killed the guy with two shots. My wife works at the hospital that he was taken too and said he was a big boy! He was dead at the scene but for some reason they took him to the ER as opposed to the morgue.

Having said that, my heater stays in the bedroom when I shower. :)
 
My ribs!

I'm only on the third page. You guys are funny. I need to print these and keep them in my wallet. So many good ideas. How do I pick just ten of them?
 
A friend of mine put this on my facebook....

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