Okay...let me get this straight....the "Mall Ninja" is that 20-ish/30-ish guy who lurks around wearing camo, jungle boots, and other tactical gear who givs the appearance that he is ready to go into battle at any minute with imaginary terrorists & bad guys. He's an expert in martial arts and 50 different ways to kill a man with a single blow, right?
He's an infantry expert without every having been in the military.....
JC