tac·ti·calAdjective/ˈtaktikəl/
1. Of, relating to, or constituting tactics.
2. (of bombing or weapons) Done or for use in immediate support of military or naval
Tacticool - semi auto firearms of a military style or original design, often festooned with items designed or purported to enhance the rifles' effectiveness in combat. Tacticool rifles are often owned by those least likely to be in combat, and are mainly for the fun and collection. Owners of tacticool rifles are not to be mistaken for Mall Ninjas, as many owners of tacticool rifles are often quite skilled in their use in either competition, play or previous use of originals in actual combat conditions, and could possibly be an effective Minute Man if such was suddenly needed.
The author of this description is excluded from that last part - too old and fat to play in the mud anymore.