This is bad...

Oh, my son...

Brother Friar, this is serious indeed.

I think you should perform the Stations of the Safety Rules, twenty "Hail John Moses Brownings" and 100 "BRASS" (Breathe, Relax, Aim, Sight, Squeeze).

That should stabilize you until you can find your next 'relic', pistol or revolver.

Friar, if this offends you in the least, my deepest apologies; I can only plead I am an ordained Southern Baptist preacher and have a rather twisted sense of humor.
 
Welcome to the side that embraces our 2nd amendment. Doomed? No. You've become enlightened. Your bank account on the other hand...well...it is doomed.
 
Just wait... Soon you will be making deals with the wife so that you can get the next one.

Each one will be your last one..... until you find the next one you NEED.

Argggggg...… right now I'm in the hole for 2 birthdays and another Christmas because I went a little hogwild this last Christmas.

I need to find a part time job to get enough to feed the addiction.
 
The words of "Disturbed"

"...come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me"

A formula I have is DI = G, where DI = 'Discretionary Income' and G = 'Guns'

Mike
 
So after much reading, renting/shooting and gun fondling over the past few weeks, I just purchased my first gun yesterday evening; a new Beretta 92fs. I shot it for the first time today, putting 100 rounds through it. It was awesome.

On my drive home I started thinking "Man, I need to get a .22 so I could shoot longer on the cheap. I could probably use a nice .357 revolver to live in the nightstand by the bed too. And when I get my CC permit, being the small-framed guy that I am, I'll probably need a smaller gun than my Beretta to carry. And I'll also need...etc...etc..."

What have I gotten myself into?
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That's nothing. Wait until you buy your first 1911.
 
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