drain smith
New member
O.K Let me set this up. First I am A twenty-year Vet. Of a twenty-year Vet. So to put kindly I have a colorful language. Now I also have a grandson that has been loading with me since he was three so I installed a curse jar in the loading room and every curse word cost me $5.00.
Now the day in question I had a used press on my maintenance bench that the previous owner stated that he was not able to prim on it for two years. Now at the time, my grandson was known as the safety officer when we were in the loading room. He was dressed in his Bob The Builder hard hat, Safty vest, eye protection and dust mask carrying around his fire extinguisher pretending to put out fires while I worked on the press.
Now, I had just finished timing the press and had started loading primers. On the third primer that little -CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED- shot that damn fire extinguisher right up my ass. I thought I was dead and let out a line of curse words. I then looked back at my grandson to make sure he was O.K. and I saw the little digits on his hands just flying out. He is COUNTING CURSE WORDS. We settled on $100.00 because it was his fault. But he wasn't going to settle on less because I did curse.
That day he lost the name "Saftey Officer".
Now the day in question I had a used press on my maintenance bench that the previous owner stated that he was not able to prim on it for two years. Now at the time, my grandson was known as the safety officer when we were in the loading room. He was dressed in his Bob The Builder hard hat, Safty vest, eye protection and dust mask carrying around his fire extinguisher pretending to put out fires while I worked on the press.
Now, I had just finished timing the press and had started loading primers. On the third primer that little -CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED- shot that damn fire extinguisher right up my ass. I thought I was dead and let out a line of curse words. I then looked back at my grandson to make sure he was O.K. and I saw the little digits on his hands just flying out. He is COUNTING CURSE WORDS. We settled on $100.00 because it was his fault. But he wasn't going to settle on less because I did curse.
That day he lost the name "Saftey Officer".