USP45usp has got it right. We have been on the defensive for too long. Ted's had the same personality and attitude his whole life. Listen to the song "Stormtroopers" for example. We need more "radicals" like Ted who have a forum and aren't afraid to use it. The Nuge ROCKS!
Yeah, Ted's a great spokesperson and role model. Classy guy....Who can forget his classicly cerebral lyrics that you'd want your kids to sing while they're whacking their meat in the woods..... I've got young daughters which I'm sure colored my opinion of "The Nuge" as basically a piece of sht, despite his obviously conservative family values that he sings about. I was only surpised when I heard "Great White Buffalo" that he didn't actually try to screw one of the teen cows before the song was over....But that's probably only because the white man killed them all before he had a chance...
Let's see....We have "Wango Tango"...
"You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her butt propped up
You get her belly propped down
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah lookin' good now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
Got salivate, salivate, salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged"
Then there's "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" Where pedophile Ted praises Nadine's..... vagina?????: " That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like"
" She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat "
And the classic "Free For All":
"Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands
When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band
It's a free for all "
"Come one, come all, to a midnight ball. The invitation's there
Come alone and I'll drive it home. I'll help you, I do declare "
Then there's the catchy "Come and Get it"....Maybe he's talking about venison???
"I don't wanna hand nothin' to ya
I just wanna sit back and do ya
Dontcha make me stand up and chase it
I just wanna lay back and taste it "
Just curious.....If the whole population of Michigan, instead of just the relatively small number of hunters, went out to whack their own food like Ted advocates instead of going to the grocery store or meat market, what would happen to the deer population? Are there enough deer out there to feed the whole population and regenerate, or would the deer go the way of the Great White Buffalo?