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Oooh, but that proves that the .22 is harmless, because he didn't kill anyone, doesn't it?
Of course life is dangerous in other ways. That's why the smart ones also use their seat belts, and have automobile insurance, lock their doors at night, and make their wife and children taste everything that is on their plate to see if they die, before they eat it.
You forgot to mention Life Insurance for the wife and children