Hmmm, funny, but I've never thought of my VP70z as ugly. Big and bulky, yes, but not ugly. I guess after no missfeeds in 10 years, it's grown on me. And Pete80, the one with the shoulder stock is the VP70m, which fired a 3-shot burst - there was a selector switch on the stock (m is for military, z for civilian).
Let's see, ugly... I'll vote for the Nambu. Yuck.