Accomplishments? You mean like voting "present" a lot during roll call votes? My take is that Obama is first and formost a post turtle.
Now you ask what is a post turtle?
Well, sometime when you're out driving you'll see a turtle stuck up on a fence post, his legs kind of waving around. Its a mystery but you usually stop and take him down so he can go on with his turtle business.
Well you know damned well the turtle didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there and he can't get down. You may see some tire tracks or a place where the grass has been mashed down but that is all you find. So then you have to ask what sort of dumbass sumbitch put him there?
So that is the question, what sort of dumbass sumbitch put Obama up to this? Well we can rule out Jesse Jackson, who's already said he'd cut his nuts off if he could. This leaves the the rest of the usual suspects. Whoever it is all we have to go on is a set of tire prints in the ditch out by that fence.
That's funny, I don't care who you are...
But, you have to realize that even though he didn't get up on the post himself, his strengths are he can get folks to contribute enough money to keep him up there, and, to pick him up, and carry he and his wife around in a 747...
He can also get people to take a bunch of pictures of him, and, pay for having tons of those pictures to dominate the media, and, they actually take about 100 pictures of the turtle, and, pick the best one, so he presents himself well to the rest of the turtles...
He can also manage to present himself as one thing, when in fact, he's really another, that being an Arab, not a black turtle... But, he uses the black turtle race card to win a Harvard Law School popularity contest, and, be named president of Harvard Law review. Then he writes a book about how famous he is, as the first black turtle at Harvard, when, in fact, the real work was done about 50 years ago, at Berkeley,Boalt Law school, by other, REAL black turtles, named Swan and Thelton Henderson. By the way, the Swan turtle was one of my law school professors, and, he introduced me, and a few others, to Thelton Henderson, a famous 9th circus judge(Think save the Dolphins, and, the affirmtive action opinion, overturned in Baake) You see, I've been to the REAL turtles, respect them, and just don't like fake turtles...
In other words, this turtle could sell an eskimo a refrigerator, or an Arab a heater...