I'm not going to count the doctors office visits, I said blatantly that I'm carrying and asked how they wanted me to proceed. They usually tell me to put it in a drawer or something while they do their thing. (Shot, urine test, etc.)
In no order of time:
I was waiting to eat at a restaurant, this place has these pineapple candies in a neon green wrapper and are really sweet pineapple (read my location). So I'm with my back against the hostess table that was literally 8ft long and I'm facing out towards the door. Naturally. This kid runs up and dives his hand towards the bowl and he's waistband height to me, dives for the bowl and whacks his head straight into my Sig Sauer P226 and lets out a big "owwwww! maaaaamiiii" .... so he's crying and I leaned in to ask if he was okay, but the second I saw everyone's eyes not focused on me, I turned around and talked to my girlfriend like nothing ever happened. She laughed, she laughed hard. Poor kid...
I would say I "made" there, but that kid did pistol whip himself with a P226.
Another time at the car rental agency, I had just had a training for the class the night before through the shop I used to work at.. So I had spare and loose .45ACP rounds in the water bottle portion of my backpack that I didn't know I had.. I went to sit down and swung the bag off my shoulder and behold... 14 rounds of .45ACP were scattered all over the floor. There was a gasp that sounded like everyone did it at syncro. I said out loud "it's okay, I work at a shop and range, I was instructing last night." Went into my pocket with 2 fingers in case there was a white knight around and grabbed my business cards and started handing them out to them one by one. For some reason that calmed everyone down and I heard 2 things, " Man I've been looking for one of those Glocks " and the other " Oh heeeeey, I work by there, I've seen your signs. " - Done.
Last but not lease, the hospital.. Nothing long, the nurse bumped into me and felt pure gun against her rear side... I know it sounds bad. Crowded room.. Don't get sick minded now. But anyways, that happened and I never said a word and neither did she.