zw said:I have a T-shirt that says "Mess with me and I will fight you. Mess with my Dachshund and they'll never find your body."
Nice.
I only have one funny t-shirt (a silhouette of a cow and "I think your god tastes delicious") and I don't even wear it, but I do like the genre.
At the wife's gym I saw a fellow with a shirt that read, "My foot hurts from kicking so much a55". It was doubly worth the chuckle because he was a fat tub of goo.
Proclaiming anything to the whole world is rarely a good idea. So far as bumper stickers are concerned, I tend to see them as the automotive equivalent of tattoos. Some perfectly nice people have them, but that doesn't mean I need to get one.