I have an old ballistic vest. Second Chance, I think. Bought it on ebay.
Why do I have it? That's what happens when I'm on ebay late at night.
It's kinda like my boat motor. I have a 10hp evinrude that I have no idea what to do with. That's another thing that happened when I was on Ebay late at night. Kinda useless without a boat.
I need to go on there late at night and buy a holster for a gun I don't own. It'll go nice with the brass I've saved up to load for the 45 LC I don't own.