couple o' late comments on the safe thing
Costco (and perhaps other warehouse stores) sells a big a$$ safe, with fireproofing, 'curbside' delivery included, for $850. It's 17 cu.ft. and 530 lbs, and allegedly holds 14-28 firearms.
See here:
http://www.costco.com/frameset.asp?...93&subid=1979&hierid=1980&prdid=10011256&log=
The other thing I've heard about for somewhat stealthy gun storage is converting an old refrig or freezer to a safe. You can buy 'em cheap, they blend into a garage no problem, they have lots of insulation (fireproofing). Put a hasp and padlock on it, with maybe a few beer type stickers, and the scumbag thieves (redundant, sorry) might be too busy looking elsewhere to realize what's what.
The neatest safe I saw was at an old-timer's place, while getting his thoughts and expertise on varmint hunting. He regaled me with stories, and kept reaching into a typical safe in his office to pull out rifle after rifle. I sat there watching and listening. He then mentioned that his best rifles were kept separate, and if they were a snake they would have bitten me.
What the ? I was sitting on them! He had a horizontally oriented safe, with a thick upholstered cushion on top. I hadn't even noticed and I was sitting there for 45 minutes.
He said the horizontal setup also kept his vintage rifles from getting their old recoil pads squashed, like when stored muzzle up.
Last thought/recommendation, from a sheriff deputy pal: "You want the scumbag thief (there I go again) to go to an easier target. Like a mugger will probably pass by a tough guy, in favor of jumping a pencil neck like Charlie Shumer. And most burglars are in a real hurry, smash and grab sorta stuff, and then out the door. So if a real safe isn't a practical option, make a 'safe' closet.
Yank the hollow-core door and replace it with a solid-core type. Replace the hinges with the type that don't have the pin you just tap out, or drill through both sides of all hinges (3 hinges are better than 2 with a heavy door) and then install steel pins into the doorframe that will engage the holes in the hinges when the door is closed. (Can't lift it off that way...)
Replace the doorknob with a good deadbolt.
Won't stop a truly determined scumbag with enough time, but it will prevent the crank fiend from getting inside who only spends 60 seconds racing through your house.
You can also keep food, flashlight, water, and the obvious hardware in the closet (depending on size) to use as a safe room if you worry about home invasion robbery, etc.
Be sure to get/use a deadbolt with a latch on the inside so you're not stuck in there without a key.
In an ideal world (presuming we can't ban weak-minded lying liberals, dang, talk about redundant!), 2nd Amendment proponents would rest easy while the rest are laying awake at night, wondering how many criminals have seen their federally required front door placards (lighted per regulation), which read: "Certified Unarmed Household".
:barf: