I wasn’t ever concerned before reading this thread.
Now, I probably will be. I’ll be scarred for life.
First, I’ll go to the car wash and start thinking about everything that might happen.
Next, I’ll start cutting corners trying to hurry and my wife will undoubtedly start making comments, we’ll fight more often.
Then she’ll leave me for another man that will keep her SUV clean.
I’ll start drinking heavily; end up in treatment…..wait, that was the way it was done in America years ago.
There’s a new American way to handle these things, I’m going to hire an attorney, sue all of you for emotional scarring.
If you would like to avoid litigation, please send ALL of your weapons to my house. Mailing address available upon request.
Now, I probably will be. I’ll be scarred for life.
First, I’ll go to the car wash and start thinking about everything that might happen.
Next, I’ll start cutting corners trying to hurry and my wife will undoubtedly start making comments, we’ll fight more often.
Then she’ll leave me for another man that will keep her SUV clean.
I’ll start drinking heavily; end up in treatment…..wait, that was the way it was done in America years ago.
There’s a new American way to handle these things, I’m going to hire an attorney, sue all of you for emotional scarring.
If you would like to avoid litigation, please send ALL of your weapons to my house. Mailing address available upon request.