Creative answers to the question: "Are you carrying?"

I know what you're thinking. "Is he carrying, or is he not?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I may or may not have a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
 
In response to a stranger who is not in a law enforcement uniform: scan for threat, stare, long pause, "who wants to know?"

I see nothing humorous in a stranger getting in my business.
 
It's just a banana

Unless I see a badge my answer is always no. No need for some nosy punk to know what I may or may not be carrying that day.
 
I like this one best....
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"

....and so on.....:D
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OR...

Q. Are you carrying?
A. Define "carrying"
Q. As in are you carrying a gun?
A. Define "gun".
Q. A handgun....a pistol or revolver?
A. Define "handgun, pistol, or revolver.

....and so on....

OR....

Start singing part of Bohemian Rhapsody....
....Mama I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun,....
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Friends: Already know

Strangers: Don't know

My wife: occasionally asks if I remembered to put my "teeth" in before I left the house.

Once I was asked WHY I carry a gun: I told them "Because cops are too heavy!"
 
I have a co-worker who carries concealed who (loudly) made a comment about my untucked shirt (almost always tucked in) and asked whether I was carrying. :mad: Idiot!
 
CorpITGuy said:
I have a co-worker who carries concealed who (loudly) made a comment about my untucked shirt (almost always tucked in) and asked whether I was carrying. Idiot!
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For that you need to quote Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in "Tombstone":

"Why Ed, what an ugly thing to say! Does this mean we'ah not friends any moah?"

;)
 
All of my friends know I carry all the time. If a stranger were to ask, I'd probably give him something like...
"What makes you think that's any of your business?"
 
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