Creative answers to the question: "Are you carrying?"

Simple smile is all they get.:)
Let their imagination do the rest.
It's none of their concern anyway.
If they push the issue I'll reply - do you want to see the badge also. If so I'll need to pull it out of my ass.
That stops all questions right there. LMAO!
 
Most of my coworkers know that I am an instructor for the TX CHL course and I am considered the "gun guy" here. I get asked fairly regularly if I'm carrying. (some of my co-workers obsess about "catching" me)

My standard answer is: "Company policy forbids the carrying of weapons." they get that and a smile.

Other answers include:
"Yes, a 12 gauge"
"A gentleman never asks"
"Carrying what?" accompanied by a blank look
"Only your sorry A*S, get back to work."

joat
 
"Are you carrying?"

first answer: Why, are you?

second answer: Why are you asking me that?

third answer: I don't answer questions like that.

there is no fourth answer because I am making plans to leave if the third answer ever is used

<><Peace
 
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I just happened to see a creative way to know if your pal is carrying or not this afternoon. Half as a joke, half serious two of my co-workers hugged at an off-duty social function, the hug was very close and the hands went to the small of the back and gently felt their way around the waist. One said "You're hot." The other said "Why aren't you?".

Luckily I was only on my first drink so I caught on and knew who to hide behind in case someone came to steel the Shiner.
 
Scorpian, Was this hug a man and woman or 2 women? If 'tween men that is a blatant violation of man rules... when a hug is warranted it is to be one arm each above opposite shoulder and one arm around the back but not at low waist ready and no sliding gropes allowed:D:eek:
Brent
 
Good friends and co-workers know to ask "What are you carrying?" as the answer to "are you" is always yes.
Wife only checks when in a long wait at a restaraunt. If its busy she'll go for a bar table, that only works if I just left church (illegal here).
As a previous poster said "If its properly concealed, why would they ask?"
LEO "Yes Sir, 1 o'clock IWB, permits in my wallet. How would you like to handle this?"
 
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"
"Are you carrying?"
"What?"

....and so on.....:D
 
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