Two psychiatrists are sitting in the Hospital cafeteria one day eating lunch.
One says to the other "I made the classic Freudian Slip this morning to my wife.
The other thinks a bit, but he doesn't have any idea what "the classic Freudian Slip" could be, so he asks "Oh really? What did you say?"
He replies: "Well, what I meant to say was Please pass the salt, dear but what came out was."You bitch, you've ruined my life
zukiphile said:Now, she doesn't just remember how dangerous her trip to Bosnia would have been, they had to duck and run for the vehicles bypassing the reception.
This just in from Reuters. Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton talked movingly today at the VFW in Hogwaller Mississippi about leading her special ops team in the hunt for Saddam Hussein. "The team had just cleared the area and were about to move out when I saw what I was certain was Saddam's footprint on the dusty floor and ordered them to search the area more thoroughly. Sure enough, we found his spider hole. I went in first, crawling on my stomach with my Ka-Bar in my teeth. To my utter disappointment, the putz didn't even offer a fight, begging instead, for his life."
She's a pathological liar and anyone who would vote for her is an idiot.