Another Assault tuna attack

this is illegal:
assaultt.jpg
 
Of course, we all know that Jeff Owns Too Many Groupers. :D

[This message has been edited by Ewok (edited June 30, 1999).]
 
When guys from Viet Nam would talk about Charlie, I didn't know they were referring to the Starkist Tuna guy.

Does ammo can and can of tuna mean the same thing now?

I'm thinking of buying a machine gun. I just can decide between the oil packed and the spring water packed cans of tuna. Difference, as far as I can tell, is between better lubrication vs. lighter recoil.

[This message has been edited by MrKandiyohi (edited June 30, 1999).]
 
I should get my CCT license any day now. I'm confident I can conceal the fish with the Galco rig, but the smell...

Holy crap! I haven't laughed so hard... You guys are poets. What would you think if you saw the thunderwear picture on another site?

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"If it isn't Tuna, it's CRAP!"
 
Steve and Ewok,

I hereby bestow upon the both of you this Hearty Slap for making such a bad joke out of my signature.

Whack, whack, WHACK!!


:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D

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"Fear is the path to the Dark Side...
Fear leads to gun laws, gun laws lead to disarmament, disarmament... leads to Tyranny!"

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"If it isn't Scottish, it's CRAP!"
 
What is the ballistic coefficient of a 20 pound yellow fin spitzer fin tailed tuna?

What muzzle velocity can we expect, fresh and frozen?

Who can cut the rifling for the barrel and at what twist?

What would be a good starting powder charge?

Would the gun be a muzzle loader or breach loader?

"Here comes your blackened Yellow Fin Tuna Suprise at 850 FPS, Sir!"

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Ne Conjuge Nobiscum
"If there be treachery, let there be jehad!"
 
Jedi,

I'll accept the whack as long as it's not done with a deadly assault tuna.

Just ask yourself, would you rather take a 9mm bullet or a healthy tuna whacking?

Koski
 
after reading all the posts I can add only one thing

you can tune a piano
but
you can't tuna fish.
 
Steve,

I was thinking more along the lines of a wet noodle. :)


(Let's see, 50lbs of lasagna pasta, soak it in catfish bait...oops, did I type that?) :D

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"Fear is the path to the Dark Side...
Fear leads to gun laws, gun laws lead to disarmament, disarmament... leads to Tyranny!"

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"If it isn't Scottish, it's CRAP!"
 
What about self luminesant fish? Will these be clasified as tracer fish and be restricted to LE/Gov use only?

Matt
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The latest IPFC (Intnational Practical Fish Confederation) Open class racefish by Smokin Fin. Note the newly redesigned 5 port comp.

racefish.gif


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[This message has been edited by Matt K (edited July 02, 1999).]
 
Taken from Nuke44 on GT (with embellishment):

Now we should REALLY worry about violence in SCHOOLS...

Jeez...ROTFLMAO etc... I just about peed my pants laughing so hard!!!!!!

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Anarchism: The radical notion that I am the sole authority when it comes to deciding what's best for me.
 
But where do you STICK the batteries ?
Are they Sea size or Crabmium ?
This threads beginnin' ta stink ;)

"The Gruneon From Downunder"
 
I have a pre-ban assault Barricuda. I found that the pre-ban assault Tuna were hard to find and high capacity gills are overpriced.

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~Blades~
 
Do you think that if we posted this (parts I &II) over on HCI's Web Page that the sheepeople would fall for it (the information posted) hook, line & sinker?Think they'd take the bait?
Sorry.... Couldn't resist one last post! :D

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[This message has been edited by HS (edited July 10, 1999).]
 
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