TheBluesMan
Moderator Emeritus
I saw the following posting on another thread and thought it deserved a thread of it’s own. This was from Mike H on the Monty Python in Iraq thread and it cracked me up.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>They say that people have dogs that fit their own personality, I'm working on the definitive list for handgun owners.
Colt 1911/Commander - 300 lbs. plus, beard, gas that qualifies as chemical warfare outside of Kentucky, other questionable personal habits.
Sig Sauer - Smartly dressed, intelligent, witty, charming, good shot. (I have a P228)
Glock - Wears women’s underwear and cheap cologne, lives in trailer, thinks cunnilingus is a pop group.[/quote]
I have added the following, and changed Mike’s self-aggrandizing description of the Sig owner....sorry Mike.
H&K USP - Wears camo pants and combat boots all the time, even to church; arrogant; wishes he was a Navy SEAL, but the training would kill him within 2 days.
Ruger P-series - Has more common sense than he has money, wears old ratty clothes; has at least 150,000 miles on his pickup truck; bathes weekly; his wife can out-belch him any day.
Sig Sauer - Thinks he’s smartly dressed, intelligent, witty, charming, good shot; has more money than he has common sense. Fantasizes about Gina Lee Nolin wearing nothing but Thunderwear.
Lorcin - Has neither money, nor common sense; wears baggy clothes and a backward baseball hat.
Again, this thread is just for fun. No personal insults to anyone are intended. I am a Ruger P-series man myself. That should be the chief requirement for posting on this thread. - poke fun at yourself as well. Remember, this is just good-natured ribbing among friends. No flaming.
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RKBA!
"A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you." - Ramsey Clark
"Rights are liable to be perverted to wrongs when we are incapable of rightly exercising them." - Sarah Josepha Hale
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>They say that people have dogs that fit their own personality, I'm working on the definitive list for handgun owners.
Colt 1911/Commander - 300 lbs. plus, beard, gas that qualifies as chemical warfare outside of Kentucky, other questionable personal habits.
Sig Sauer - Smartly dressed, intelligent, witty, charming, good shot. (I have a P228)
Glock - Wears women’s underwear and cheap cologne, lives in trailer, thinks cunnilingus is a pop group.[/quote]
I have added the following, and changed Mike’s self-aggrandizing description of the Sig owner....sorry Mike.
H&K USP - Wears camo pants and combat boots all the time, even to church; arrogant; wishes he was a Navy SEAL, but the training would kill him within 2 days.
Ruger P-series - Has more common sense than he has money, wears old ratty clothes; has at least 150,000 miles on his pickup truck; bathes weekly; his wife can out-belch him any day.
Sig Sauer - Thinks he’s smartly dressed, intelligent, witty, charming, good shot; has more money than he has common sense. Fantasizes about Gina Lee Nolin wearing nothing but Thunderwear.
Lorcin - Has neither money, nor common sense; wears baggy clothes and a backward baseball hat.
Again, this thread is just for fun. No personal insults to anyone are intended. I am a Ruger P-series man myself. That should be the chief requirement for posting on this thread. - poke fun at yourself as well. Remember, this is just good-natured ribbing among friends. No flaming.
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RKBA!
"A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you." - Ramsey Clark
"Rights are liable to be perverted to wrongs when we are incapable of rightly exercising them." - Sarah Josepha Hale