You Are All Fools!!!

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Funny post...bla bla bla bla bla...

How is everyone making these crazy face animations? I wanna play too! I want funny face movies!
 
For those of you who like the light-duty of 10mm: Come over to the revolver forum, where we'll tell tales of 2000lbs. muzzle energy. That 500ish out of a 10mm is just inexcuseably sissy-like!!!!!

DIRTY HARRY RULES!!!!!!!
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Typical primitive wheelgunner response.

Also, you can get over 700 ft-lbs from factory loads with a S&W 610 Classic 6.5" like mine. :D
 
Please, sir, be reverent.
After all the 1911 was discovered on a fine flat rock by the great Mormon gunsmith John Moses Browning.

I think I believe it. The more I say the more it sounds plausible. Some things you just know.



I could kiss you for saying what you said.






no tongue
 
Bwahahaha! Now that was funny!

OMFG! ROTFLMFAO! Thanks Castle, I needed that!

Now....to go melt down my Barbies...Recycling if you will... ;)
 
MAY I POINT OUT

That the 10mm is weak because it's launched from a platform held together with springs.

A real gun rotates its rounds into action.

Nice cartridge in search of a (Ruger wheel) platform.
 
HOW'S THAT FOR A BRAIN!

Please oh please tell me it's not a SA............

(dreaming of 4.5" not-a-typo I'm dreaming remember stainless Redhawk in 10mm with a tritium medium-dot front and ghost-ring rear, Decelerators, Milt Sparks, couple of HKS beside it on my HELLWEG belt)

Pictures?
 
Forgive me.......it begged....and is intended solely in the spirit of the original missive...

This is for all you people who think you have the best pistol going. YOU ARE WRONG!!! My Colt Delta Elite Rocks & Rules, and you all SUCK THE SKUNKWEED DOOBIE if you think otherwise!!!
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Well, it's obvious we suck the doob'......explains why us polymer-phreaks don't get our panties in a wad over who's got the bigger.........piece.

If it isn't a Colt, like mine is, you are unpatriotic and you don't care about your American hertiage, so screw you!
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You're right. I don't care about my American heritage. Neither does my Kentucky Long Rifle.

Patriotic? Remember....Musket. The Choice of a Revolutionary Generation.

If it isn't a 1911, you are an 18 year old snot-nosed-punk that is too thick to appreciate the virtues of a superior trigger, perfect ergonomics, rugged good looks and maximum customizability. So shut up and go listen to your Backstreet Boys CDs! And if it is a Glock, well, Hell, make that Britney &^T$#!! Spears!!!
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Like....dude....let me like, you know...shut off the O-Town Cd's fer a sec, k?

Rugged good looks and maximum customizeability? What are you planning to do, charm the pants off a perp? And what's the point of a gun that spends more time in the shop than my dad's Ferarri? We'll take our not so good looking, hole punching tack drivers, thank you very much! Rugged good looks......are we talking about a gun or a cigarette ad?

Oh yeah.....three words....German engineering precision. And the last American car to stack up the the 750iLP is?

If it isn't stainless steel, you are too stupid to appreciate the life-saving benefits of corrosion resistance and being able to use the shiny flats of the gun as an emergency rescue signal. You probably don't care if your pistol is made of recycled Ken dolls and/or Coke cans, either.
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Yeah...I'll admit, your stainless steel will last a number of years....
but there's one nice thing about the word polymer......half-life.

If it isn't chambered in 10mm Auto, then you are obviously some kind of soft-handed pansy. Does a little muzzle blast SCARE YOU, huh? Do you need to run to mommy to kiss your swishy little wrist and make it better? Maybe she'll make you those little watercress sandwiches with the crust cut off while you are sobbing about your utter and abject enfeeblement.
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Maybe you don't know my mom. Being 9 mike-mike person, I DID have to run to mommy to kissy my swishy little wrist. She didn't even have to look up from her Barrett to bitchslap me.

Or.....to put it succinctly.....my mom's .50cal can beat up your 10mm any day! :D

If you didn't have it customized by some high-zoot gunsmith then you are so apathetic and dull that you can't even contemplate optimizing your firearm beyond the capability grudgingly given to you by the corporate greed freaks that cranked it out with less care than the typical Q-Tip.
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Yeah....it is a crime, some of us preferring not to spend hundreds of extra dollars and weeks of time so some smith sixteen states away can install expensive add-on parts and options to make the gun work the way it damn well should have right out of the box. Remember, not all of us play golf with Bill Gates! And please forgive those of us that don't think mother-of-pearl inlays are that important to a firearm.

And don't get me started on REVOLVERS. Sure, they were a great idea around TWO CENTURIES AGO!!!
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Two words: Dirty Harry.

Oh.....and btw, just how many times have you heard FTF associated with a revolver?

You people disgust me. You are the reason that Hi-Point pistols and N*Sync albums continue to be spewed forth into American public life, the ejecta of a society disturbed by stupidity engorgement.
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EXCUSE ME!!!! If you're going to flame, get it right. BACKSTREET BOYS! We di the BACKSTREET BOYS! It was the sellout shills of S&W that birthed N*Sync on us. Sheez. :mad:

Seems to me you're just too temperamental a person to handle the ease and simplicity of a precision firearm :)
 
Why is everybody invoking Dirty Harry for wheelgun support when everybody KNOWS that when the going got tough, Dirty Harry got a HIGH END, STAINLESS AUTOLOADER!?! Two Words: "Sudden Impact." :D

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It wasn't a Colt, but Clint the Squint is probalby older than Colt Patent Firearms Co., anyway, so he gets the historiography exemption. As for .44 AMP, well, it SEEMED like a good idea at the time... :cool:
 
so...how are you people getting those cool animations? I really like the one with Gods finger touching the smillie. I saw one once of a happy face jumping into a microwave oven and exploding. That was cool.
 
Many years ago at the range, a young 'un was showing off his Glock 9mm. My son was about five. He said, "Daddy said it's the .22 for practice and the .45 for bad guys."

I would of added the .44 for game.
this is unassailable logic.

The .45 is lightning
the 9mm is a lightning bug


I like my 10mm very much but my 10mm is a EAA Witness.

I'll take the 1911.


Take care. This is fun. I am leaving now to go to KFC and get another Clinton meal-all left wing.
 
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