You Are All Fools!!!

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CastleBravo

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This is for all you people who think you have the best pistol going. YOU ARE WRONG!!! My Colt Delta Elite Rocks & Rules, and you all SUCK THE SKUNKWEED DOOBIE if you think otherwise!!!

By the numbers for the dumb people out there:

If it isn't a Colt, like mine is, you are unpatriotic and you don't care about your American hertiage, so screw you!

If it isn't a 1911, you are an 18 year old snot-nosed-punk that is too thick to appreciate the virtues of a superior trigger, perfect ergonomics, rugged good looks and maximum customizability. So shut up and go listen to your Backstreet Boys CDs! And if it is a Glock, well, Hell, make that Britney &^T$#!! Spears!!!

If it isn't stainless steel, you are too stupid to appreciate the life-saving benefits of corrosion resistance and being able to use the shiny flats of the gun as an emergency rescue signal. You probably don't care if your pistol is made of recycled Ken dolls and/or Coke cans, either.

If it isn't chambered in 10mm Auto, then you are obviously some kind of soft-handed pansy. Does a little muzzle blast SCARE YOU, huh? Do you need to run to mommy to kiss your swishy little wrist and make it better? Maybe she'll make you those little watercress sandwiches with the crust cut off while you are sobbing about your utter and abject enfeeblement.

If you didn't have it customized by some high-zoot gunsmith then you are so apathetic and dull that you can't even contemplate optimizing your firearm beyond the capability grudgingly given to you by the corporate greed freaks that cranked it out with less care than the typical Q-Tip.

And don't get me started on REVOLVERS. Sure, they were a great idea around TWO CENTURIES AGO!!! :barf:

You people disgust me. You are the reason that Hi-Point pistols and N*Sync albums continue to be spewed forth into American public life, the ejecta of a society disturbed by stupidity engorgement.

Hugs and kisses, :D

CastleBravo

P.S. If you haven't figured out that all of the above was a joke... um... nothing I say now is going to help you. :p
 
Would someone please pull CastleBravos panties out of his crack. That rant (joke?) was so stupid I forgot to laugh! Get the bong out of your mouth and think before you post. Moron.
 
I would say someone is a tad hypersensitiver Superfly, I really dont think all that was warranted. and no castle didnt pay me.....
 
I just thought CastleBravo was telling the unvarnished truth. :rolleyes: Except for that caliber thing, real men shoot the .45 WinMag.;) Comps are for wimps.
 
I wouldn't say hypersensitive. Is this what the forum is all about. A bunch of hoopin and hollerin. What's the point Sarge and anyone else that thinks this is Funny? Hows this Dude.
 
whats wrong with a little hootin and hollerin?......hell I like hootin and hollerin.

And for what its worth noone told me I had to have a point.......when did this become the case? Why was I not informed?
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hey Superfly, read a few of the other posts by another TFL'er ..........Gonzo308 comes to mind..... and then you will understand this spoof thread. :D
On occasion hoopin and hollerin, saves our sanity.
 
castlebravo, rock on!! however, you forgot to mention "combat tupperware" the required minimum of 2 times. please don't let it happen again.


Adept
 
Parody: (1)A literary composition imitating the characteristic style of some other work or writer, but treating a serious subject in a nonsensical manner in an attempt at humor or ridicule.
(2)A burlesque imitation of a serious composition.
 
:confused:

OOPS I still don't understand. I hastily sold off all my Glocks and Sigs because I felt so inadequate. But Colt Delta Elites are nowhere to be found. Thanks Castle, now no handgun will ever be good enough for me.
 
Hey CastleBravo, why pack a 1911 when you can carry more firepower like a Remington 870 shotgun and AR-15.

The U.S. Army dropped the 1911 for the M9. Does the U.S. Army SUCK THE SKUNKWEED DOOBIE???
 
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