Where is your gun when you shower?

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BTW - my uncle had an Irish Setter who would go and get beer cans for him out of the cooler. It took a lot of training but the dog eventually learned how to do it. It was the funniest thing at parties.

Also my uncle added to it by saying stuff like "Bring me a Coors... don't get it mixed up with the Coors Lite.. just a regular Coors." And the dog would come back with a can of Coors and no one thought to check the cooler - it turned out there were no Coors Lite in there. But anyway, neat trick at parties.
 
Damn, I thought I was paranoid. Not anymore I'm fine. My wife
asked me the other night "How many .40 S&W handguns do you
really have and I want the truth"? I had to finally fess up and
say that I had 7. She just shook her head and walked away. I'm
glad I didn't have to tell her about the 2 .357 Sigs and 4 .45's.:D
 
"How many .40 S&W handguns do you
really have and I want the truth"?
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Next time just ask her how many pairs of shoes, or purses she has. Then follow up with "Are they worth as much, or more than you paid for them like my guns?"
Of course then you might have to keep one of your guns with you in the shower!
 
Bad people would never dare to forcibly enter your home while you were showering, right? Of course not, they would politely wait for you to at least put your pants on. Seriously, who would want to rob a naked dude? While you're taking a dump is fair game, though.
 
I trick the BGs by turning on the bathroom lights 30 minutes before I shower. Just in case they’re watching and try to break in at which time they’ll find I’m not in the shower at all.

Then before I really do shower I turn off the bathroom lights just in case they’re watching and they’ll then know it’s too late to break in because I’m out of the shower.

I then do all my toiletries in the dark.

Now if my girl friend would just come back to me.
 
Well to all the nay-sayers, for as long as this thread has gone on I can only imagine Glenn must have been caught off guard in the shower without a weapon otherwise he'd have killed this one.


If you live in an area bad enough to give you cause to think about carrying in the shower I would hope you would move and if you can't.... Buy more deodorant.
 
I keep a subcompact 9mm in a closed bathroom drawer. I always turn the exhaust fan on while I shower to exhaust humidity then open the doors wide when I leave the bathroom.

To those who say this is paranoia: When I was a kid my house was broken into when I was sitting on the toilet. My brother and I scared the guy away... still don't understand how... two kids armed with only a couple old cattle branding irons. These days I prefer my 9mm.
 
Let's see, in the last two days, "Best gun for pistol whippin'". "Shaving cream for gun cleaner", and now "Shower carry". Is there a full moon?
 
Let's see, in the last two days, "Best gun for pistol whippin'". "Shaving cream for gun cleaner", and now "Shower carry". Is there a full moon?
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Don't mention full moon. There might be a werewolf thread around the corner.
 
dude...

if somebody gets into my house when im showering... defeating the door locks, and over powers my dogs, and is brave enough to walk into a bathroom while im showering??? i guess im screwed! though i hope the the sight of me covered in soap and water will have enough of a haulting effect on the perp...

in the night stand
 
An interesting dilemma...what to do should Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho strike.

No problem...I prefer baths, a nice relaxing soak, back to wall, feet to door, have one of those 1930s claw foot bathtubs, and in keeping with that bygone era...trays on either side that hold a couple of 1911s.
 
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