What's Your Profession Pt III

Senior Code Compliance Officer--I am an arm of "Big Brother"...we try to keep neighborhoods nice for the Yuppie rulers and their system...according to my "Politician Boss", I'm the "monkey wrench" in his smoothly running operation because I keep trying to interject the "rights of the people" and "common sense." ( translated "I don't let them run over people whenever I can."
 
I'm the piano player in a whorehouse....

Well, not really. That's going to be my post-retirement job.

Currently employed by an evil pharmaceutical company.
 
All of you folks seem to go to work and actually work. I'm really sorry about that. I work with Harley Davidson motorcycles. You know, I have the tedious task of breaking them in when new, guiding tours, riding from one shop to the other. I just hate going to work. ;)

Steve
 
KaMaKaZe, e-mail when you are close to getting your degree as we always have a need for UNIX sys admins in our Alpharetta location and I might be able to help.
 
Manager of Flight Control for a Charter Airline (F.A.R. Part 121). :eek:

Translation - It's my job to ensure the Airline complies with Federal Regulations.

I was a former Network Administrator for same Airline. Looking to finish my MCSE, and re-enter the IT industry.
 
Aerobatic flight instructor teaching competition aerobatics in Decathlons, Pitts specials, and Extra 300's.

My day can consist of a tailslide, a torque roll, and a lomchevak.

I also Go to school Poli Sci undergrad, Law school after I'm done.
 
Industrial Maintenance Manager/Plant Engineer presently with a glass manufacturer. Looking for a similar job in Wyoming so I won't have wait untill I retire to move there!
 
Safe Cracker -- I once set $88,000.00 on fire while opening one of the old magnesium safes they built at the turn of the century. And no it did not all burn up, but you should have seen the banker jumping up and down. :D
 
I'm a degreed Mechanical Engineer working for a division of Philip Morris. Mostly I design industrial HVAC systems. And "yes".... we can smoke in our offices. -- Kernel
 
I'm primarily a virgin converter but during my free time I go to Virginia Tech. I'm majoring in Criminology and Social Deviance and when I finally graduate I hope to get on w/ the Diplomatic Security Service.
 
I teach a "Digital Arts" program, Adobe Photoshop, QuarkXPress, Adobe Illustrator, CorelDRAW, Macromedia Dreamweaver and soon will be teaching Macromedia Flash too. I also do a little design work on the side; and I can't forget to mention that I build custom workstations once in a while...I gave up my paper route last week. :)

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Gun control started the Revolutionary War!..."itcta alea est"
 
Collector of personal info for the AT...FB...oh, never mind.

That little joke probably just got me carnivored...
 
I just read TFL, sometimes post, drop my ashs on the key board and service my ash receaver and try to learn this Damn computer.
 
Personal plastic surgeon for Janet Reno. OK just kidding. Psychotherapist specializing in adolescents. Also have an undergraduate degree in mechanical engineering as well as industrial design. I've spent way too much time in school.
 
Ex personal plastic surgeon for Janet Reno. I am currently doing 50 to 80 years for defacing public property. OK just kidding. I am a psychotherapist specializing in adolescents. Also have an undergraduate degree in mechanical engineering and industrial design. I've spent way too much time in school.
 
Senior Network Technician for a Wireless company.

I work on a little bit of everything...
The Switch, the Cell Sites, The Interconnect equipment, The Backbone and Facility equipment, etc

I used to do similar things for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. :D
 
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