Whats the Ugliest Gun You Own

I used to think that my EDC, a Glock 29 was the ugliest gun that I owned. It has kind of grown on me... I mean, the thing spends so much time in contact with my hip, it's hard to give it the title.

My ugliest handgun has to be my "crime bill" era Ruger P-95. It's got a "grip" that is so awful looking and slick, it appears as if it had been carved from a bar of black soap. In order to get an actual grip on it, I had a Hogue hand-all on there, and that made it look WORSE. I didn't care for the finger grooves and the palm swell in that ugly accessory so I cut a piece of bicycle tire inner-tube to pull over it, and that works exactly how I had hoped it would. Doesn't make it much uglier, really.

And the slide isn't stainless... can't really call it blued, and it's not really dark enough to be black. It's kind of a dark plum. Pretty fugly. The muzzle end of this thing is horrific to look at. The polymer frame is anything but refined. It's got that silly "late 80s/early 90s" dish on the front of the trigger guard where someone wanted you to put a finger.

There are a lot of ugly handguns on this Earth, but as "modern" pistols go, the P-95 is right up near the top.

Funny thing is, it's not the ugliest firearm I own. That distinction belongs to a rifle... but this is a handgun forum. ;)
 
Grendel P30

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After a while, all of your guns look "pretty" to their respective owner. That being said, I would have to say my HiPoint C9 if I were forced to name one.

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Shadi Khalil

...I guess if I really had to pick one I'd have to say my Mossberg 500 only because all my hand guns are so pretty...
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Bite your tongue! The iconic 500 ugly--That's plain outright blasphomous:D!

Kidding of course (I think).

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Beretta Neos .22 pistol. I've had several makes ie Browning, Ruger, Smith & Wesson, etc. The Neos, as far as reliability, will run with ANYTHING. Accuracy is good, some of the triggers are not. Beretta improved my trigger from "worst in the world" to "acceptable". I really like this ugly, space age looking pistol, for it's reliability. That's rare in .22 pistols. I also like every thing else, ergo's, design to take down, accuracy, excellent magazines. But it is UGLY.
 
Ugly is as ugly does. The only ugly gun I ever owned was a Colt trooper mK III. It never shot right for me. I traded it for the most beautiful gun I own My DW 15 pistol pack.
 
I may be crucified for this, but I'm going with my old S&W Model 19. Not ugly per say, but I always thought they were awkward looking. Good shooter though.
 
I have a few, ugliest of which is probably the Glock 26. The sub-compacts are definitely the ugliest of these. But I also have a KelTec P32, which I consider ugly, and I also consider my HKUSP45C rather ugly. The Taurus PT-22 falls just short, and in fact some women consider it cute.:o
 
My ugliest gun is my MPA 30. The only thing uglier is the targets after a mag dump. It is a spray and pray weapon for certain. However, it will definitely destroy anything in front of it.
 
Guys, I just don't understand what you find ugly about Glocks. Maybe I'm the oddball but I find them very aestetically pleasing. Very clean lines and lacking all the levers, safeties, etc. that clutter up most other semi-autos. I guess there's no accounting for taste.
The only ugly gun in my collection is my Hi-Point 45 carbine. I'm thinking about selling it as I bought it on a whim and find even though it functions great I just can't seem to develope a liking for it.
We all make mistakes.
 
It's a toss-up. Nagant M1895 revolver, or Webley "War finish" Mk IV revolver.
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Ugly gun

British Webley.Mine is actually made by Enfield and it is a wartime production.It is rough with all kinds of tool marks and a poor finish.
 
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