Excellent, Old Timer! I've compiled a list of the most common things from this thread. I will post them below this post. But first: I think we should post some things specifically designed for children. My son is two and is finally noticing that Daddy carries. I'd love to hear how some of you talk to your kids and grandkids about why you carry.
Ok, here's the list, in no particular order.. some funny, some serious:
Because I refuse to be a victim.
Because when seconds count, the police are just minutes away.
Because cops are really busy and too heavy to carry around anyway.
The same reason I wear a seat belt and have home owner’s insurance.
Because I’m an impotent, rage-filled psychopath.
One word: Zombies.
Because I can.
Because it is useless in the gun safe.
A right unexercised is a right lost.
Because many men have wished they had a gun; few have ever wished they didn’t.
Because I love my children.
Because I’m a bitter conservative clinging to guns and religion.
Because evil never makes an appointment.
Because I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
“Why do you want to know”?
“Why don’t you?”
To prevent violence (if you open carry).
We can’t all be sheep or the wolves will run the place.
Because I’m an American.
Because hand grenades are too messy.
I’m too old to run and too weak to fight.
Because I know I’m sane - it’s the other guy I’m worried about.
Because I don’t want to get caught using a knife in a gunfight.
Because I am compensating for a small penis.
Because I am responsible for protecting my family. That isn’t something I outsource.
Because it gets scratched when I drag it.
Look around. Do you see anything else that will protect you right now?
Because the police frown upon carrying a Mossberg pump action 12-gauge.
Because my family needs me to be alive tomorrow.
Because free citizens protect themselves.
You’re wearing those shoes with that outfit and you’re asking me why I carry a gun?
To **** off liberals.
I used to carry a cop in my pocket, but I have small pockets and he ran out of air.
Same reason I carry a socket set and a couple wrenches in my car.
In case someone needs to be shot.