MeekAndMild
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This thread subject reminds me of the story about a small church in the deep south that had a revival. About the third night, after two hours of preaching and singing and testifying the preacher said, "Tell it all, brothers and sisters. Confess it all!"
A man in the pews stood up and confessed, "Preacher, I've coveted my neighbor's wife. And I want to repent and never look at another woman again, except for my sweet Sadie."
"Amen!" A shout went up and all the people started to praise and speak in tongues.
"Who else wants to confess and repent?" The preacher asked.
"I do, Preacher" A woman stood up and said. "I stole a spool of thread from the five and dime store and I'm going to go pay for it tomorrow!"
"Hallelujah!" The outcry went up again.
This went on for a long time and the people confessed and repented, sang, shouted and spoke. Finally the preacher asked one last time, "Is there anyone else who wants to tell it all and come clean?"
An old farmer stood up in the back, hat in his hands and said, "Preacher I had sex with a goat."
Not a word from the people. Finally the preacher cleared his throat and said, "I don't believe I would have told that, Brother."
So, coming clean, I confess that I think that perhaps there are some things that are best left untold.
A man in the pews stood up and confessed, "Preacher, I've coveted my neighbor's wife. And I want to repent and never look at another woman again, except for my sweet Sadie."
"Amen!" A shout went up and all the people started to praise and speak in tongues.
"Who else wants to confess and repent?" The preacher asked.
"I do, Preacher" A woman stood up and said. "I stole a spool of thread from the five and dime store and I'm going to go pay for it tomorrow!"
"Hallelujah!" The outcry went up again.
This went on for a long time and the people confessed and repented, sang, shouted and spoke. Finally the preacher asked one last time, "Is there anyone else who wants to tell it all and come clean?"
An old farmer stood up in the back, hat in his hands and said, "Preacher I had sex with a goat."
Not a word from the people. Finally the preacher cleared his throat and said, "I don't believe I would have told that, Brother."
So, coming clean, I confess that I think that perhaps there are some things that are best left untold.