This is fun - worst movie/actor?

What about "desperado" that bar shootout made them all look like the worst shots in the world, and a missile launching guitar case? CHEEEESSEEE :p

------------------
"The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword, becuse the whole body of the people are armed"
Noah Webster

Second Amendment lover? www.2ndamdlvr.homestead.com/home.html
Support H.R.347 Citizens Self-Defense act of 1999! Sign petition at: www.petitiononline.com/protect/petition.html
 
Oleg Volk: Can't possibly agree more! " Death Wish" the book beats the movie all hollow! Only caveat: as the jacket says; if you tend to glance first at the last page, DO tape the last 2 pages together 'till you get to them! Garfield actually made me feel the terror that that chubby little accountant was feeling! I have a copy, if any tfl members in my area want to borrow, but I WANT IT BACK!
crankshaft
 
I'll agree that 'Cobra' wasn't a great movie. It probably would have been much better had it been directed by Andy Sidaris :D
However, it isn't on my list of absolute worst. I'd have to put that latest Segal movie on the list, and probably The Piano.
 
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"-Worse than even "The Incredibly Horrible Creatures"-Which makes even "The Attack of The Killer Tomatoes"-look outstanding

Worst line ever: "Toto too!" Gawd, I despise that line with a toatally irrational spite!
 
Oh, lets not forget the T&A masterpieces by Andy Sidaris! If they gave out a prize for "worst gun handling in a movie", Sidaris flicks would get it every time. I have to admit, though, Shae Marks is grade-A eye candy (I didn't know who she was till I watched one of those groaners).

Keep it up!



------------------
Glock 19
S&W 629 Classic
KelTec P32

"Oh yeah? Well I talk LOOOUDLY! And I carry a BIIIGGER stick! And I'll use it, too." -Yoesemite Sam
 
Gopher a 45:

Couldn't agree more, you beat me to it: "Megaforce" is horrendous.

My least favourite actress: Mrs Tom Cruise aka Nicole Kidman -- she personifies "wooden".

My least favourite actor: Used to be a certain Aussie James Bond called George Lazenby ;), but lately he's been replaced by that dork Mike Meyers in thos excruciatingly bad Austin Powers movies; he makes the Pommy tart Liz Hurley look like Oscar material!!! Oh, and Jim Carey ain't a favourite, either!!

B
 
Worst movies I ever paid to see:
"Career Opportunities" - Blech. Bad acting, bad writing, etc, etc. Some good eye candy, though

"Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" - I know, I expected it to be a bad "beat-um-up" kinda film, but it was baaaaaad. I went out drinking with a friend before the movie, and 10 seconds into it (they hadn't even run the credits yet) he leans over and whispers "this is gonna SUUUUUCK!" And suck it did. We had to go drinking again afterwards, just to get it out of our heads.

Worst gun movie: The Quick & the Dead - aka "The Badly Acted & the Poorly Directed" - Bad.

Worst actor anybody heard of - Keanu Reeves. Sorry, he can't act.
Worst Actress - that brunette bimbo on Starship Troopers.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TomMarker:
"bad Kiki! No karaoke in the house!"

Nice to see another Sluggy Freelance fan at TFL :)[/quote]

Worst movie? Let me check my notes....

The Lethal Weapon series comes to mind as #1 for sloppy procedure and marginal accuracy.

On the other hand, I just loved Tommy Lee Jones in US Marshals, telling Rob Lowe "Get rid of that chrome-plated sissy pistol and get a Glock!"

Is it not nifty?
 
I can't believe nobody nominated "Starship Troopers" as one of the dumbest movies ever. Giant bugs farting plasma into orbit to destroy our fleet? Now THAT'S stupid!

------------------
An unarmed man is a subject.
 
This list is absolutely PACKED with primo crap. :)

Worst one I've seen lately: the new Joan of Arc flick starring, I think, that blonde from 'Species'.

A movie with good production, costumes, supporting actors and an absolutely awful star. She played it like she's in high school. :P I could almost see the director cringing.

- gabe
 
Gabe, no one would hire Natasha Henstridge for her acting ability. She's eye candy, and that's all she is.

BTW, I'd always heard that Jeanne d'Arc was kind of, well, homely. Who casted this flick?
 
I saw a really bad movie on Showtime last night called "Born Bad" about a group of teenagers that are so bored the decied to rob their small town bank. Well this must be a REALLY small town because when SWAT does a dynamic entry at the end of the movie EVERY single one of them run in with Remington PSS's! Oh and I think I even heard the mandatory "click-click" sound of them cocking their rifles (without even touching the bolts!) when they encounter one of the armed bank robbers.
 
I'm a big fan of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I recommend that you guys check it out if you haven't yet, I guarentee that you will see some of the worst movies ever.

Back to Stallone, I hated Cliffhanger! Bad guys cocked their weapons hundreds of times. Impalling people on stalagtites, 10,000 feet up in the rockies, no shirt, just got dunked in ice water, hey no problem!

Mortal Combat Annialation. What the hell was I thinking when I rented that?

Anybody else notice that Kevin Costner plays the same character in every single move he has ever been in? (Yes I know that John Wayne did too, but that's different).
 
Showgirls
Anything police academy

DOLOMITE

Ice pirates
Batman and Robin
Damnation alley
Ishtar


so many bad movies, so little typing time.

Battler.
 
I haven't seen that many, but worst movies I remember....

First, on an absolute worst scale:
1. Miami Heat
2. Enemy Mine
...Can't think of any more

Second, worst movies on a scale RELATIVE to buildup or how good they were supposed to be (e.g. by the "critics" or friends). These are the big disappointments in my book:
1. Deer Hunter
2. Chariots of Fire
3. The Fifth Element
4. Zulu
5. Waterworld
6. Independence Day (how is it Will Smith knows how to fly the alien spaceship, as well as knowing his way around the inside of the mother ship??? - ridiculous beyond words)

I'll second Keanu Reeves as worst actor. I liked Cobra, and really like most the Jim Carrey movies - Dumb and Dumber is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I may think of more, so as Arnold's character in "Commando" said to dead guy in the hotel room he just "hung" on the wall with a knife - "STEECK AROUND".... :D

[This message has been edited by Futo Inu (edited June 05, 2000).]
 
"Night of the Lepus"
(which I watch everytime it's on TV :))

I've heard that "Blair Witch Project" was good if seen in theaters, but I just can't imagine this to be true.
That gets my Lamest By Far Give Me My $3 Back, Blockbuster Award.

------------------
TFL End of Summer Meet, August 12th & 13th, 2000
 
Futo Inu -

I think the "Steek ahround" from Ahnold was done in Predator, not Commando. It was in the beginning when they raided the guerrilla village before the space hunter got after them.

Not that I know anything about Ahnolds movies, you know. :-)

keep it up!



------------------
Glock 19
S&W 629 Classic
KelTec P32

"Oh yeah? Well I talk LOOOUDLY! And I carry a BIIIGGER stick! And I'll use it, too." -Yoesemite Sam
 
You guys forgot "Killer Klowns from Outer Space". Every time it comes on I seem compelled to watch it. Can't help myself.
 
Delta Force starring Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin is a real stinker...

Anything Costner smells....

I got up and walked out of REDS, starring Warren Beatty, after suffering through the first two-and-a-half hours. I couldn't stand the thought of staying for another two hours of torture!...

Chariots of Fire...
Ghandi...
Out of Africa...

I could really get going if I start on foreign films!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top