the ULTIMATE self defence question, ever!!!

Why is it always a dark alley? Dont they know the creepy guy is there ready to kill and rape their poodles? Take a street has lites for goodness sakes and stay away from them dark alleys, specially if you has a poodle....
 
"He is wearing a denim jacket and flanel shirt."

What color is the shirt? In the dark, are you sure it's not body armor? If you can tell it's flannel, it's not a dark alley.

I've lived in and around cities for more than 50 years - D.C., Baltimore, Richmond. I don't go into alleys after dark.

Having said all of that, at real close range I'd shoot 'em in the face and then worry about follow-ups.


Anybody remember when the guys in Baltimore started a contest in the alley behind a bar? They used fishing rods to cast hot dog chunks down the alley in order to hook a rat. Really.

You can't make this stuff up.
Baltimore Bar Sponsors Fishing Contest - For Rats. June 27, 1994 ... alleys for the Yellow Rose Saloon's second annual rat fishing contest Sunday. ...
articles.orlandosentinel.com/keyword/second-rat - Cached
 
My first choice is the light saber. Mine weighs 14.2 oz and when turned on the full weight is 15.4 oz. :D

Taurus total titanium 5 shot .45Colt with 300 grain Hordady XTP. If the bullet doesn't hit him I can make my get away while he is blinded by the muzzle flash. :)
 
Tall order, but you can cheat over by a 2 or 3 ounces and carry a kahr pm40. A pm9 loaded will come in under weight.

A word to the wise, though. Don't trust any pistol caliber to do the job of a rifle caliber (one shot stop). Even hits from a rifle have a 50/50 chance of survival.
 
So, who gets to vote on whether this is the "ultimate self-defense question, ever"? Or with the spelling, is this a trick question? :D

Btw, Colt Commander .45 acp. It is over your imposed weight limit but then it becomes the "ultimate self-defense answer, ever". :cool:
 
9mm, 45, 357 - How about a 180gr bullet going 1300 fps out of a 10mm will take care of any a$$ w!@#$. And if you got a Glock 20 you still have 15 little friends to take care of any other alley rats.
 
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