The never ending courtroom saga of the Judge (Taurus) vs. the jury (BATF). Has all the makings of a new reality show
(based on the great movie"My Cousin Vinny" starring the late Fred Gwynn of Herman Munster fame).
Cousin Vinny: You see your Honor these two yoots were bird hunting in Jersey with the 28 gauge Taurus...
Fred Gwynn: Councilor, just what is a yoot?
Vinny:These two (points at defendants) you know yoots!
Gwynn: Oh, yooooths! carry on.
Vinny: Anyhows, these two (PAUSE)
yoooooths were bird hunting and were jumped by these wiseguys, so's they whip out their 28 ga. shotgun, er, pistol, er shotgun.....oh what the...., their Blaster!, and defended themselves against these evildoers.
Gwynn: Just what kind of birds am I to believe there are to be in Jersey?
Vinny: Pigeons, your Honor, nasty filthy left wing pigeons!
Gwynn: Why didn't you say that in the first place, Not Guilty! That was the issue before this court, wasn't it?