With out Bush, would we have such good humor as...
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After Hurricane Katrina, President Bush wanted to go make a trip to NOLA in order to survey the damage.
He arrives and is in utter disbelief that an entire city can be wiped away so easily. He's standing on one of the over-passes where it meets the water and disappears. The water is rushing by fairly quickly.
He slips, and plunges right into the swift moving water.
Three boys see the President slip to his certain death and decide to act. They each dive in and swim the President back to dry asphalt.
The Secret Service personal come rushing up, vehemently thank the boys, and proceed to revive the President. One Secret Service agent comes up to the boys, "You boys are very brave, and you have done a great service for your country. We'd like to repay you - is there anything you want? Anything at all?"
One boy pipes up right away and says, "Yeah I'd love to go to Disney World!"
The SS agent explains, "Sure son, we'll get you over to Disney World on Airforce One ASAP."
Second boy says, "I'd love to go to Disney World too!"
The SS agent says, "Great, you and your friend can go together."
The third boy looks at the agent and asks, "Sir, can I have one of those electric power wheel chairs that you control with a joystick, and have a red flashing light on the top?"
SS agent, "Well sure kid, but wouldn't you rather have a new bike or go to Disney World with your friends?"
Boy, "Well, yes sir I would, but my Dad's gonna break every bone in my body when he hears what I did today so I'm really gonna need that wheel chair."
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After Hurricane Katrina, President Bush wanted to go make a trip to NOLA in order to survey the damage.
He arrives and is in utter disbelief that an entire city can be wiped away so easily. He's standing on one of the over-passes where it meets the water and disappears. The water is rushing by fairly quickly.
He slips, and plunges right into the swift moving water.
Three boys see the President slip to his certain death and decide to act. They each dive in and swim the President back to dry asphalt.
The Secret Service personal come rushing up, vehemently thank the boys, and proceed to revive the President. One Secret Service agent comes up to the boys, "You boys are very brave, and you have done a great service for your country. We'd like to repay you - is there anything you want? Anything at all?"
One boy pipes up right away and says, "Yeah I'd love to go to Disney World!"
The SS agent explains, "Sure son, we'll get you over to Disney World on Airforce One ASAP."
Second boy says, "I'd love to go to Disney World too!"
The SS agent says, "Great, you and your friend can go together."
The third boy looks at the agent and asks, "Sir, can I have one of those electric power wheel chairs that you control with a joystick, and have a red flashing light on the top?"
SS agent, "Well sure kid, but wouldn't you rather have a new bike or go to Disney World with your friends?"
Boy, "Well, yes sir I would, but my Dad's gonna break every bone in my body when he hears what I did today so I'm really gonna need that wheel chair."