Spock and Glock

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Hi guys- I'm new here, and I really like all of the information that everyone posts -
Having gotten that out of the way, I couldn't resist this thread...

For some reason I see the Romulans carrying SIGs, the Ferengei (sp?) selling USA mags, and the Federation issuing S&Ws...

Just for fun...
Wouldn't the borg carry glocks?
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Romulans carrying Sigs?!!?!!? Boy, you'd better do some explaining, right quick!

I like the idea of Feds carrying S&Ws. They can't fight to save their lives, they are politically correct beyond belief, and their equipment breaks down at the touch of a button.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Scott:

Bones: None. Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not Wyatt Earp!
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Now that's funny!

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How did R2D2 and Oscar the Grouch arrive on scene with Woodies :confused: :D Now thats funny :D

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Ledbetter,
Thanks for the "kind" wishes. :)

Coinneach,
The fog is beginning to clear now. You're the keeper of the lock, eh? Well, you have my sincere wishes that you won't need to use it. :)

Kirk ~ Glock 17

Spock ~ Glock 34

Bones ~ No gun, Hypocratic oath and all.

Mr. Scott ~ Glock 18

Sulu ~ Glock 19

Chekov ~ Glock 26

Uhura ~ Glock 26

Y'all did know that Gaston's distant descendent invents the Phaser, yes? :D

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hydejam:
Now that's funny!

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Actually, actor DeForest Kelley (Star Trek's "Bones") played Morgan Earp, not Wyatt Earp, in "Gunfight At The OK Corral" back in 1957. Burt Lancaster played Wyatt and Kirk Douglas played the Doctor -- Doc Holliday.
 
I thought this topic would turn into a whining match, but this is FUN!

Kirk -- "The early morning stoned pimp is here." Gotta be the gold-colored titanium oxide .50AE Desert Eagle Mark XIX, with a chrome plated Walther PPK in 7.65mm "with delivery like a brick through a window." for backup (for no bulge in the gold-trimmed dress uniform...alien babes notwithstanding)

Spock -- Glock 22. It has no redeeming features except that it works.

Scotty -- Tricked out 1911 that he built himself from bare metal forgings. Mixed the alloys and polymers himself. Sold the rights to Wilson Combat as the KZ-45. :)

Chekov -- Two Red Army-issue PM Markovs!

Sulu -- Nobody in their right mind would use Japanese WWII firearms if they had a choice. He's seen the meaning of firepower from the helm position, so...Smith&Wesson Model 29.

Uhura -- Kahr K9 in polished stainless steel (hey, she likes New Shaft!)

Bones -- .45LC pepperbox derringer.

Picard -- Classy and history-conscious, Jean-Luc carries an early-production Browning High-Power, a.k.a. "Grand Pussiance" complete with original holster stock and elevation-adjustable sights.

Riker -- A pimp wanna-be. Chrome-plated Beretta .25ACP.

Worf -- You are all wrong. He would carry a Magnum Resarch BFR in .45-70, with a Colt 3rd Model Dragoon for concealed carry.

Troi -- She would carry two hot 38's...I am referring, of course, to two S&W Ti AirLites in .38 Special +P. Perverts!!!

Dr. Crusher -- Too much of a mewling pacifist to carry a firearm. At least Bones uses harsh language!

Wesley -- Special Edition Red Ryder BB gun that Borg gave him without mom knowing about it. "We will make you a warrior yet!"
 
How do you fit a beavertail on a phaser?

Notice there is no aimed fire on Star Trek.
They thrust the phaser and just hose the opponent. They have no sights on the handheld ones.
 
Captn. Janeway when she looked at a 1911..."Thats not what I had in mind!" "Janeway to engineering - Theres a problem with my replicator!" Seven of Nine wears 2 IWB forward mounted shoulder holsters with Desert Eagles (you thought they were something else didn't you!)

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CastleBravo:
I thought this topic would turn into a whining match, but this is FUN!

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Dr. Crusher -- Too much of a mewling pacifist to carry a firearm. At least Bones uses harsh language!

SNIP
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Actually, there was one show where Worf and Laforge showed up to a security alert unarmed and got knocked out. The alien is about to do EVIL things when Crusher shows up and shoots the bad guy. I really don't know what she'd carry... but she would :D.


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CastleBravo:

Sulu -- Nobody in their right mind would use Japanese WWII firearms if they had a choice. He's seen the meaning of firepower from the helm position, so...Smith&Wesson Model 29.

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Actually, there was an episode of "classic" Trek where Sulu finds a S&W Police .38. Kirk and McCoy come running over when they hear the shots. Says something to the effect, "Isn't she beautiful? In mint condition. <Some ancestor-grandfather?> used to use one as a police officer. Been wanting one for the longest time." This was on a planet where all you had to do was think of something and it would appear. Of all the firearms available in the 60s, the writers had him pick that one. Gun grabber Kirk takes it away from him. :(

So you're right, I believe he is a wheelgun man.

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Spock - Nothing..He's a CQB man, relying on hand-to-hand, Vulcan Mind Meld for ultimate victory.

Everyone else - Lorcin .25's.
 
Capt. Kirk would definitely carry a 1911. It would be breaking down all the time and Mr. Scott would have to fix it. "Cap'n, I just haven't got the parts!" :)

All logical beings would own a Glock. Sure it's ugly, but it's reliable, accurate, and polymer won't rust when alien goo gets all over it. The ferengi would go with the 1911; it's shiny and pretty, so they feel attracted to it even though it doesn't work, and they are into ancient weapons anyway (remember the sonic whips?) :) :)

Just kidding
 
I don't know if you've noticed, but there is little room for individuality in weapons choice among the various factions in Star Trek. Each "nationality" tends to have standardized weapons....

Federation: Standard issue is determined by federation committee. Current issue is Smith & Wesson 3913LS with "smart gun technology" integrated (9mm concealable, sleek looking to match uniforms -- and fully compliant with current administration's philosophy). Security details and tactical missions carry the Springfield TACTICAL RESPONSE 1911's, with a laser or red dot sighting device.

Klingon: Honor and tradition are paramount, but effectiveness is crucual. Standard issue is .45 1911 (in tactical holster) and a Gerber Guardian knife (conspicuously displayed). Any battle proven, honorably used pistol or knife can be substituted. As a backup, a concealed snub nose .44 Magnum revolver and a boot knife ("you can never be too prepared").

Vulcan: A Compensated Ruger MkII .22 caliber pistol. As someone already noted, Vulcan concentration and discipline would allow zero tolerance for inaccuracy, so the .22 is sufficient for one shot lethal stops (central nervous system shots), one shot crippling or disarming shots, and minimal chance of overpenetration. Deep concealment & quick access mastered through mind/muscle control.

Ferrengi: Standard issue is a Makarov (economical & reliable), unless another pistol can be displayed to enhance one's profitability. Concealed backup pistols and knives are required (Boot & Belt) in case business dealings go awry.

Romulan: Intimidation and style are paramount. Individuals allowed choice to complement their style. Standard issue is a black leather harness holstered P08 Luger (thinking of a Gestapo rig). Security would have a high capacity 1911 or Hi-Power in a tactical holster.

The Borg: Standard issue is integrated machine pistols, similar to the one used by the cyborg cop in Robo-Cop. However, they may be customized to meet the needs of the mission. Standardization is irrelevant. Every caliber, action, model, capacity, & finish has been assimilated and may be used as determined by the Borg Queen.

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This is over the 100K mark. The only logical thing to do is to close it. Anyone is welcome to start part 2 - in the General Discussion forum...
 
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