Reasons why a handgun is better than a wife.

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You guys are messing with the wrong ladies :D

A handgun does not create laundry that sits NEXT to the hamper.

A handgun does not make obscene noises first thing in the morning ;)

A handgun does not say the ABC's while burping.

Handguns do not need lapdances to shoot.

Handguns will not fall asleep after shooting.

Handguns do not care about football.

Handguns do not brag about how many rounds they can shoot.

Men should come with sights so they always go in the right direction. :D

Handguns are full of ammo not s***.


:D :D :D :D :D



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You can feed a hangun all sorts of ammo and the grips won't get fatter.
A handgun won't have monthly escapades.
A handgun won't multiply by sticking your magazine into it.
A handgun won't complain about lack of attention.
A handgun won't crash every vehicle you own.
A handgun won't leave makeup all over the bathroom counter.
When you get tired of the handgun, you can shove it in the safe.
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A handgun won't spend next month's wage this month!

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"Rangers Lead the Way!"
 
OWWIEEEEEE!!! My side is hurting from laughing so hard.

You can take more than 1 handgun to bed with you and nobody gets upset ;)

Even after 120,000 rounds, the chamber is still the correct size! :eek:

Oh that one was bad, I'll quit on that note...(member exits with sheepish grin)

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I thought I'd seen it all, until a 22WMR spun a bunny 2 1/4 times in the air!
 
Handguns don't suffer from performance anxiety

A .22 4inch barrel handgun doesn't whine, mope or feel insecure after I play with a .44 Mag 6.5 barrel handgun.

Handguns don't leave the toilet seat up

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Now ya'll see why I stayed out of this. I knew once the ladies discovered this thread ya'll were in trouble. :D They can dish it out as well......perhaps better. :)
DC, I still love ya any way darlin'. ;)

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Gunslinger

We live in a time in which attitudes and deeds once respected as courageous and honorable are now scorned as being antiquated and subversive.
 
Okay you all, I have slept on this and have come up with one more.

With handguns get wore out you can just go out and buy a new part, as far as with men they haven't started those types of transplants, and if they did the only option we would have anyways would be a used one. :)

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WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDS THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT
 
Okay ladies you have a thread for why your handgun is better than a husband and I gave you some to start with. Have at us! Well, have at the husbands anyway, I gave up that title 18 years ago, WOO-HOO!!!
 
Handgun doesn't mind staying home and watching the kids.

Handgun doesn't care what kind of vehicle you drive.

Handgun is always ready



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Nikita Khrushchev!." We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving Americans small doses of socialism, until they suddenly awake to find they have communism."
 
I've never had to sell a wife after divorcing a handgun. :(

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Gunslinger

We live in a time in which attitudes and deeds once respected as courageous and honorable are now scorned as being antiquated and subversive.
 
This is great :D My sides are splitting :D
But I'm still gonna leave it alone. :D

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Anonymous
 
LOL!!!!!!!

i thought it was funny...come on guys you're being a bit rediculous. i hate racist or sexist jokes but this 1 was meant in no way to be insulting.

On other gun sites there are some racist people telling just awful jokes and i don't visit those sites because of it. i keep vistiting TFL because i like the people here and all of you have been very nice and always answered each others questions with dignity. You should all give yourselves a round of applause.
 
This thread is priceless! Here's a few more to keep this ball rolling...

A Handgun doesn't spend 3 hours a day in the bathroom.

A handgun doesn't surprise you with a scary new hairdoo.

Friends never fail to mention how much they like your handguns.

Handguns don't need to go visit their parents at Christmas.

Handguns don't call you at work to tell you they ran out of gas on the interstate.

Handguns are never interested in "snuggling"

Handguns don't wait till your in another room with the door closed to start a conversation.

Handguns don't use up all the hot water.

Handguns never sit on your favorite sunglasses.

Handguns are never surprised when you stink up the bathroom.

Handguns don't need 14 different bottles of shampoo in the shower to land on your feet.

Handguns don't leave on every light in the house in the middle of the day.

Handguns never compose a list of projects for you to do.

Handguns never wonder what it would be like to be with another handgun.

Handguns are very happy with the way they are.

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SM
 
Ok I've stayed out of this long enough here goes,
You can squeeze,fondle, grope, pinch and drool over and it won't slap you in the face and tell you to get lost or not tonight I've got a headache :)

My contribution :)
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[This message has been edited by loknload (edited April 08, 2000).]
 
Handguns never complain about being fondled.

A good handgun will eat whatever you feed it.

They make silencers for handguns.

Handguns always look good dressed in leather.

Handguns still look good when they're old.

Cosmetic modifications are much cheaper for handguns.

Your handguns won't complain if you rent another one "just to try it out".

Shopping for a handgun is fun.

If you fall in love with a friend's handgun, he may be willing to sell it to you.

You can lock up your handguns so no one will use them while you're away.

There are classes available to learn how to properly use and care for a handgun.

If your handgun's bore is too big, you can buy a smaller caliber conversion package.

(BTW: with both handguns and wives, an unintentional discharge is potentially dangerous)

:-)

--Rich

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Just when you think it is safe to come back to Handguns & Pistolcraft they're back.
Dum, dum, dum, dum :D

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Gunslinger

We live in a time in which attitudes and deeds once respected as courageous and honorable are now scorned as being antiquated and subversive.
 
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